halfasstination

synonym: procrastination
To procrastinate knowing that when the deadline comes, you will only be able to do a half-assed job.

Man, I waited too long to write that report and turned in such a lame excuse for a paper that I got a D-. I am the master of halfasstination.

by procrastinators of tomorrow July 2, 2009

Half Assed Monkey

A two bit loser who refuses to get a job and would rather live off state subsidies and other handouts.

Also, an internal refernce used by AOL employees when referring to the AOL program.

That bitch drawing off welfare is nothing but a Half Assed Monkey.

Dammit I installed the Half Assed Monkey and it fucked up my computer!

by ragedookie September 29, 2005

Halfass Backwards

Used to describe a situation that makes no sense at all.
Used to describe something that was completed halfass and completely backwards.

Also, a BLoG created by Ego. HalfassBackwards.com

The world is such a Halfass Backwards place that I choose to visit HalfassBackwards.com for a good laugh.

by HalfassBackwards.com April 21, 2009

halfasleep

That tingly-tickley feeling you get when your foot is half-asleep.

When he thought his foot was not asleep anymore, he stood up and realized it was halfasleep because it tingled and tickled him.

by thatgirlovertherexx May 24, 2011

seasonally harassed

It’s like when people don’t bother you much and then the holidays come and they’re all up your butt about something.

i’m being seasonally harassed. help please.

by spoiled_milk December 14, 2019

Half assed

Half assed: A play on words regarding the word haphazard, which is what you get when someone incompetent attempts to do a careless job on something that could endanger people.

Wow, President Trump's really done a half assed job so far.

by DonnyBrasco March 21, 2019

Half-assed

Something that has been done in a poor manner, something that someone exerted only half the effort they should have on it.

Those Mexicans did such a half-assed job on the landscaping of that house.

by Some chick named Fred December 28, 2005