hairstyles of the damned 

Hairstyles of the Damned has no plot, no beging, and no end. It is also one of the greatest books ever written and has one of the greatest morals that can ever be taught to any teenager.

Hairstyles of the damned made the most confusing thing make perfect logical sense, highschool.

hairstyles of the damned by the future owner of starbucks October 28, 2006

Hairstylist 

An eccentric yet lovable artist that cuts, styles, and dyes hair for a living. Rarley, straight, quiet, or classy.

My hairstylist Teri is spunky, funny, and cute. She fits the steryotype (above). I'm bi and have the biggest crush on her! (I couldn't get over her stripper impression!)

Hairstylist by free spirit stefanie September 11, 2010

haifista 

a dumbass at LUE2.com

haifista: Snake got anything planned this Halloween for LUE2? Maybe COMPLETE BANNINATION OF ALL USERS?
Snake: No, only you.

haifista by dark October 31, 2004

shag hairstyle 

A very popular hairstyle during the late 1970's and early 1980's. It came into popularity with the phasing out of the "afro." Affectionately known as the "black man's mullett."

Brothers used to come their hair back and puff it out at the end to achieve the "shag" look.

shag hairstyle by Big G represent August 25, 2004

Hairstyles of the Damned 

Funniest book of all time, yet has really important morals to get across to teenagers... Probably the most messed up book of ALL time, yet very realistic and is DEFINATLY entertaining. If you have an English project where you can pick your own book READ this book, unless you have to do quotes... like every other sentance has the f word...

person 1: "Hairstyles of the Damned is the best book everrrrr."
person 2: XD "It was mad funny."

Hairstyles of the Damned by Megan Fx September 12, 2009

Hairsist 

A Person who shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against people of other hair styles or hair colors. or who believes that a particular hair color or hairstyle is superior to another. Showing jealousy or prejudice superiority over one´s hair color or style.

Brunette hair girl: Blonde girls are dumb. brunette´s know better
Blonde girl: That is so hairsist!

Hairsist by TheAwesomeGunk January 24, 2020

hairsturbate 

when one touches their hair excessively and so tenderly and lovingly it almost resembles masturbation. Teenage girls constantly hairsturbate, being as they are completely obsessed with how their hair looks ALL OF THE TIME.

*Morgan keeps touching her hair in the hallway at school*
Morgan: I straightened my hair this morning, does it look alright *grabs and tucks behind ears, messes up then combs through with fingers.*
Olivia: It looks fine.
Morgan: Really? I thought it looked away, maybe if i wore it like this...
Olivia: Bye! *walks away quickly to Jenna*
Jenna: What's with Morgan touching her hair?
Olivia: I'm not sure, but i don't think i can stand to watch her hairsturbate for much longer.

hairsturbate by ding dong debra February 7, 2009