An individual, usually on social media platforms (such as discord or reddit) , that texts a lot in one message or more ( also usually engages in debates ) but is also too lazy to do anything else that is objectively easier.
In other words, a hypocrite writer.
Shortened version: Harg
In other words, a hypocrite writer.
Shortened version: Harg
bro you just replied with a whole essay in one message, but you are too lazy to call me, you are such a hargler.
by Hargler March 9, 2024
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The Jamaican to all the nice african women from Niger, and none of the Ethiopian taxi cab drivers could get some poon, there he is a poon haggler
by tankbanger November 15, 2012
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A chinese haggler is some random 60+ year old asian man (can be from any asian country) they say the n-word a lot.
by dildo penis April 1, 2022
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That guy on Marketplace is a total Schrödinger’s Haggler—he flips out and calls you cheap for offering $50 on his $200 listing, but then turns around and lowballs every seller he messages by 70% like it’s nothing
by Vothanus February 20, 2026
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