habeeba hair crisis

Habeeba hair crisis is simply any habeeba that doesnt know how to style their hair instead they make it go over there eyes and look like azula from the last part of ATLA she also makes a bunch of ass jokes and mustache jokes and laughs at them for the rest of the year she also simps for pedo clowns (Hisoka) also simps for people over 18 ( all of the pro heroes) watches way too much cody ko and kurtis conner and then laughs at sugar gay jokes has most likely rewatched sugar gay 50 times minimum gets catcalled in random malls by fuckboys that want some interesting photos she would also get in trouble for laughing at ass jokes during math lessons she has a bunch of "wifeys" and each one thinks the other person is the side hoe when she doesnt know how to tell them that her actual side hoe is hamza. she has around 25 side hoes and most she doesnt even know at this point they all think they are the main character when it's obviously baba zade he is one of the hottest men around he is godly but also very humble he calls other people daddy senpai to humble himself when he know he is the ultimate daddy senpai he is king he is the one and only main character ok back to the hair crisis girl well she thinks that anime characters with more trauma are hotter thats why she likes bakugo, levi, aizawa and many MANY more she likes mad music like lil darkie but then listens to harry styles.

Did you hear about the new habeeba hair crisis side hoe "no" Apparently it's going to be zade *EVERYONE GASPS*

by the only why November 7, 2020

Habeebi

1. Arabic term of endearment meaning "My love".

2. Last thing you say to a person before you smash your fist into his face.

1. I love you habeebi.

2. How's your mother habeebi?

by HerBlondHighness November 21, 2017

habeeb cisse

Habeeb cisse, a short shirtless african american child, who appered in the viral vine "21". Habeeb is in either the 4th or 5th grade. He has recently run away because everyone was making fun of him, and left a note with appalingly bad grammer.

Person 1 "yoo stupid"
Habeeb "No I not"
Person 1"Whats 9 plus 10?"
Habeeb"uhh, 21?"
Person 1"yoo stupid!"

Here is Habeeb's note he left:
I tired of everyone lafing (laughing) at me, I running away forever now. If yu (you) ever want to find me, the only clue I leaving is 21.

Hey, have you seen the 21 vine? Its got this habeeb cisse kid in it.

by Twennyjuan January 21, 2015

habeeb

An Indian or Arab man who owns a 7-11.

Hey, let's steal some slushies from that habeeb's store.

by dysfunct January 7, 2004

university of haweeland

a magical college where all the cool haris, hareenas, and harinis go.

Me: Mommy, once I grow up i'm gonna go to the university of haweeland!!!
Mommy: I don't think there is such a college...
Me: Oh come on mommy!!!You gotta use your imagination....
Mommy: Well, are you sure this college will have roti and dahl?
Me: Oh my god.....I didn't think about that.....

by wordmaker2005 February 27, 2005

Dirty Habeeb

Similiar to a "Dirty Sanchez" this act is defined as: performing anal sex with a partner and then turning them around and touching the end of the penis to the forehead thereby leaving a small spot of shit on the forehead. This spot is similiar to that found in the Hindu religion.

If you give her a Dirty Habeeb DON'T kiss her on the forehead!!

by chloric July 24, 2006

haberl

A person who looks like a nice kind innocent person, but will probably kill you in your sleep.

Person A: How did your dad die?
Person B: He was shot by a Haberl.

by supersofia November 21, 2022