hurl mary

Nauseatingly nice statements made during a breakup, intended as a last ditch effort by the person being broken up with as a "hail mary" to save the relationship, but interpreted as way too extra by the person initiating the breakup.

As he sat across from me on the couch saying his final hurl mary, I popped an alka seltzer and gave him the boot.

by kasia99 April 1, 2019

Hurl-a-rama

The act of vomiting, which in turn, causes others in the vicinity to begin blowing chunks, thereby creating a Hurl-a-rama

After drinking too much at a party, Eddie began to hurl in the kitchen sink. Everyone started to laugh, then one by one, everyone began to blow chunks causing a Hurl-a-rama.

by Steel City Dude April 4, 2010

hurl-on

The last date. Basically, the date two people go on when they know they are going to break up. This can consist of going to the movies, sitting and talking over coffee or tea, or ordering pizza and watching reruns of some overrated crime thriller, and "packing yo goddamn shit up". Don't plan on getting laid this time. It rarely happens.

Boy: Are we hanging out tomorrow?
Girl: Yeah. It's gonna be a hurl-on. We're breaking up, buddy.

by wafflehaus January 30, 2012

Hurl Feces

A saying hip with Gen Z. You use this saying when you're going absolutely apeshit. This has plenty of different uses, but primarily, people say this for comedic purposes. Additionally, you can use this in response to almost about anything.

Person A: Bro, I just killed some kid in an online game!
Person B: Spam in the chat "Hurl feces", I'll join you.
Person A: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

Person B: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.
Person A: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

Person B: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

Person A: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

Boss: You get your paperwork done for today?
You: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

by MasunoMenace August 7, 2022

Joy to the hurl!

The relief vomiting brings to an upset stomach.

After mixing wine, whiskey, tequila and Pinas it was joy to the hurl!

by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

erse-hurl

Another euphemistic mispronunciation of "asshole". Cf. the use of icehole by the character Roman Moronie in the movie Johnny Dangerously.

He's such a fargin erse-hurl.

by Ostrodamis August 9, 2013

Highway Hurl

When a girl sucks a guy off while he's driving and spits the load out the window onto the highway.

Anthony and I were going to the mall but he wanted to bust, so I did the highway hurl.

by SamAnt December 27, 2008