gwilym

God of paintball. The Mower of muppets. The PWN3R of newbs.

Wow that kid is PBing it

by Cole March 27, 2005

Gwillum

Gwillums are intelligent. They collect degrees, often having two or more. Usually on historical subjects. They can, however, talk for hours on any number of subjects, and often do not mind if they have no audience. A Gwillum has a deep love for Wales, and generally believe that everything orginates from there. Robin Hood is Welsh, according to Gwillums, the Garden of Eden was in Wales, the Holy Grail is in Wales, and man himself orginates from Wales. Gwillums can also talk incessantly about topics concerning books that they have read, television programmes and historical characters, often giving a synoposis longer than the item in question itself. There is nothing that a Gwillum doesn't know and nothing they are afraid to inform you of. It is their duty to inform you on the universe and all the dwells within it, whether you want to know or not.

These creatures are very generous and caring. It is impossible to have a bitch with a Gwillum for they do not understand such concepts. They care deeply for all their friends and believe in all the modes of chivilary and valour.

They also have a bizare belief that they are a collective.

Gwillums also enjoy sword fighting with plastic swords.

"Gwillum's are a rare and endangered breed, be careful should you meet one."

by A true Gwillum December 26, 2008

Gwillym

Rockin' chic from Erdington, a great mate, the Gwill. Someone who loves music, especially Amy Winehouse. Someone who's Irish but who's got a Welsh name. Someone who says 'yo' a lot. Someone who is prolifically talented at anything they turn their hand to. Someone who loves havin a geet sesh with their old homey from the hood.

Yo Gwillym, let's listen to some Amy Winehouse and have a geet sesh

by Maevey May 12, 2009

Gwilled Cheese

Elmer Fudd's way of saying grilled cheese

Mmmmm. I would wike some Gwilled Cheese. Samwich.

by Pejug February 16, 2021

gwildor

Could possibly be the sexiest being in the universe, as shown in the film 'Masters of the universe'.

Gwildor looked mighty fine as he strutted down the catwalk.

by The Mighty Rod June 10, 2003

gwilo

In Chinese: fucked, punkass, bitchy, miserable, ugly, shitty, motherfuckin, useless, junkass, dumb, crappy and all that.

The gwilo professor made me write an essay twice!

by Kromida April 26, 2006

Gwilliams

(NOUN) The art of being a tactless; womanising, geekish, sped.

Did you see that totally hot guy, jenny?
No way...he was a total Gwilliams

by Rebecca April 10, 2008