Gwillum

Gwillums are intelligent. They collect degrees, often having two or more. Usually on historical subjects. They can, however, talk for hours on any number of subjects, and often do not mind if they have no audience. A Gwillum has a deep love for Wales, and generally believe that everything orginates from there. Robin Hood is Welsh, according to Gwillums, the Garden of Eden was in Wales, the Holy Grail is in Wales, and man himself orginates from Wales. Gwillums can also talk incessantly about topics concerning books that they have read, television programmes and historical characters, often giving a synoposis longer than the item in question itself. There is nothing that a Gwillum doesn't know and nothing they are afraid to inform you of. It is their duty to inform you on the universe and all the dwells within it, whether you want to know or not.

These creatures are very generous and caring. It is impossible to have a bitch with a Gwillum for they do not understand such concepts. They care deeply for all their friends and believe in all the modes of chivilary and valour.

They also have a bizare belief that they are a collective.

Gwillums also enjoy sword fighting with plastic swords.

"Gwillum's are a rare and endangered breed, be careful should you meet one."

by A true Gwillum December 26, 2008

Gillum

The coolest person you'll almost ever meet. This person is also very atheletic.

Yooooo do you know that Gillum?

by fartts. May 22, 2009

Gwillym

Rockin' chic from Erdington, a great mate, the Gwill. Someone who loves music, especially Amy Winehouse. Someone who's Irish but who's got a Welsh name. Someone who says 'yo' a lot. Someone who is prolifically talented at anything they turn their hand to. Someone who loves havin a geet sesh with their old homey from the hood.

Yo Gwillym, let's listen to some Amy Winehouse and have a geet sesh

by Maevey May 12, 2009

Gerald Gillum

the coolest and most good looking guy ever.
if u don't know who he is u need to die.

Person 1 : omg gerald gillum is so fucking gorgeous and his voice holy shit
Person 2: who's gerald gillum?
Person 1: die.

by Jokerjokerweedsmoker February 23, 2017

GILLUM

A large, slow witted creature (similar, except in size, to Obama) who is used as a stooge of the Democratic party in order to promote their anti-American, pro-Socialist agenda.

Gillum is trying to steal the Florida governorship.

by A_Real_American October 11, 2018

Gwallum

Gwallum : Drug induced misery

Dudes living in some Gwallum. There's no positivity in that area, it's simply Gwallum.

by DrPimpB.Litz October 2, 2022