GUNTENFREUDE

A mixture of feeling almost sorry, pity, and awkwardness for someone when you are beating them so bad in an argument or competition.

i was arguing with ethan ralph and i started to feel guntenfreude when it became apparent how drunk and sad he was

by anonymous February 28, 2022

Gluten-free heffer

A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc

Kirstie Alley is/was such a gluten-free Heffer!

by Malphrus August 25, 2011

guttenbag

An insult you call someone who's so big of a douchebag that even Steve Guttenberg would say "you're a douchebag."

Dude, you're trolling the Police Academy movies??? Don't be a guttenbag!

by sguttenberg February 19, 2012

gulsen

Excellence in every form

Can be used to describe the highlight of your life.
Such as: "what a gulsen!", "This is an absolute gulsen experience", ..

by Mr Eccles April 24, 2007

Gluten shaft

This is another term to refer to a long, thin loaf of French bread which is commonly made of lean dough, ie. at baguette.

Man, that gluten shaft that your mom baked if amazing.

by brownie.123 November 10, 2017

Glutenpee

Queen of jesting and lemon demon

"You see that new Glutenpee post?"
"Yeah she funny af on da gram"

by Scoutgaming November 16, 2020

cock gluten

GLU-TON
a man or woman that craves cock. Loves to play with it and generally loves it in all of thier holes...

Tom H:"Josh-ew loves cock; he allways gets it down his local gay-bar."
Duke:"He is quite the cock gluten"

by Terry Houghton January 8, 2009