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A glasshole is someone who doesn't look where they're going on their google glass and bumps into you.
Hey glasshole watch where you're going!
by esaywhat12 January 1, 2015
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Glasshole

n. a person who drinks from your emotional glass, leaving you empty and drained.
Her boyfriend was a glasshole who expected her to solve all of his problems
by Natlock February 21, 2020
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Grasshole

A type of male (or female if her testosterone level is high enough) that pleasures in douchebaggery and being a dick. It is a pronoun for the word "asshole" that you can use in public without fear of an elderly woman overhearing you and going into cardiac arrest.

Though the word stems from the lesser known Bruchenian dialect, grassholes now exist in every crevice of society. Even celebrities and presidents are douchebags these days, and the term "grasshole" provides the larger public a politically correct way of calling someone a fucktard.
Kanye West: Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had the best music video of all time.

Taylor Swift: (stands on stage, shocked)

Audience at home: Day-um. Kanye is a grasshole!
by Eight Tea Overrated November 7, 2010
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guessologist

In New Bedford Massachusetts we have Meteorologists that regularly unsuccessfully predict weather so we call them a Guessologist. It's pretty bad so they definately deserve that title.
" Leave it up to a whaling city guessologist to get the weather

wrong at least half the time. "
by BigDummys2SavageMemes March 23, 2017
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Gasshole

Gasshole - noun: someone who uses a pump with prepay features but goes inside to pay anyway and takes an unreasonable amount of time leaving his shit box blocking other patrons
pretty sure that stupid gasshole at the fucken Tim Hortons having a coffee. Thankfully I was not alone in the what the fuckery as someone was cussing him out when he left lol
by zerocool6687 May 30, 2018
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Gasshole

1. Someone who criticizes electric vehicles aka a Tesla; a portmanteau of gas + asshole.
Greg: EVs are actually worse for the planet.

Emma: Don't be a gasshole, Greg.
by gdavidso2 March 9, 2022
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grasshole

when there is hair encompassing your asshole.
guy 1: eww i just stuck my penis in her asshole
guy 1: dude there was so much hair
guy 2: wow man thats not an asshole its a damn GRASSHOLE
by livefreely May 9, 2008
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