The Gatto

When someone is in the middle of using a urinal and another person sneaks up behind them and kisses them on the back of their neck.

Sal: *pissing in urinal*
Joe: *kisses Sals nape*
Sal: Did you just give me The Gatto?

by Not coach Randy March 28, 2019

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Joe Gatto

Joe Gatto is one of the funnier guys on the infamous show on Trutv called Impractical Jokers!
Sal Vulcano is the cutest one!
Brian 'Q' Quinn is the "wise" one! LOL
James 'Murr' Murray is the one that had to wear a wig for the ENTIRE SEASON!!!!

Joe Gatto! It's you! I'm such a fan! Your on Impractical Jokers! RIGHT!?? Can I get a picture! Is this your punishment? You had to work in the fast food restaurant! You guys are HILARIOUS! Where are the 4 guys?

by My dogs are cute! March 5, 2021

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Joe gatto is a fat guy who stars on impractical jokers and he's pretty chill

Joe gatto yeah I know that fat one

by Robbie (skrrrttt) December 24, 2016

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Guatemala

Country in Central America. 108,414 Km2 and about 13 million inhabitants. Spanish is the official language, English is widely spoken, 23 other languages are also spoken in different areas. It is the most developed and industrialized country in Central America.

It's turism is very appealing mostly to Americans and Europeans who like to visit Antigua Guatemala (colonial city), Atitlan (a beautiful natural wonder), Tikal (main Mayan archeological city) and Guatemala City (capital city and very developed, has everything one needs).

It also has a very big medical-tourism due to its high-standard medical and health development and much lower prices compared to the US.

When did you get back to Boston? I came back from Guatemala last week, after my chemotherapy treatment was over.

Where are you gonna spend your spring break? We're going to Antigua Guatemala, we just love it there.

by Monacco December 14, 2010

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guasti pony

An attractive and/or promiscuous female with distinguishing qualities of the Inland Empire region of Southern California. Guasti comes from the name of a Park Lake in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, a hotbed of activity for Guasti Ponies. While a typical Pony lives in the Inland Empire and is between the age of 15 and 18, Guasti Ponies can be any age, and found anywhere. Guasti Ponies are classified as such because of their distinctive look and lifestyle choices. Characteristics include; tramp stamp, nautical star tattoo, excessive hair highlights, oversized sunglasses, animal prints, a love for Lake Havasu & Glamis, all things moto, a magnetic attraction to the compensation truck. Can be similar to a bro hoe but much classier. Much like the titles of MILF or Cougar, women have come to accept Guasti Pony as an earned title.

I'm going to the cage fights this weekend to try and score a Guasti Pony.

by IEknowledge March 23, 2009

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