bat guano crazy

A more polite, euphemistic, SFW way to describe someone who would otherwise be bat shit crazy

- Dude, so you ex threatened to break your necklace while you were sleeping?

- I know! I told you she was bat guano crazy!!!

- No wonder you dumped her, she IS bat guano crazy... just send her sorry ass to Arkham Asylum already!!!!

by el patron himself October 13, 2010

guano

To go completely bat shit; driven to the brink of insanity.

"Man, if I have to hear Babci's story about how she beat up that guy in the bar in '43 and they rolled out into the street in front of the bus I'm gonna go guano"

by shannonkg June 13, 2007

guano pills

BAT SHIT CRAZY PILLS..

Medication to keep really nutty people sane.

Dude, she forgot to take her guano pills today and has been dancing naked in the front yard.

by geekmetal November 25, 2012

guanner

Someone who is not doing anything, being lazy or just wasting time.

Being a guanner involves the lack of activity and is the epitome of not doing anything.

That dude just skipped work for two straight days coz the new Halo came out - what a guanner.

by immaguanner March 29, 2011

Gunnoe

Slang, for a pile of mud or excrement. Origin of term is used in exclusive areas of West Virginia.

Lloyd and Brian slid down a pile of gunnoe, soiling their pants.

by Sell me a Matt August 4, 2012

Guano Apes

Batshit insane

Guano Apes is the greatest band name ever and one of the greatest bands

by C.R.A.B.E. June 21, 2008

guano

a substance composed chiefly of the excrement of seafowl and used as a fertilizer; aka bat sh!t

watch "ace ventura 2"

by snoopid September 13, 2004