The opposite of disgrunted, which means unhappy with the current situation or state of affairs. So, to be gruntled means to be happy with the way things are going; not upset.
Dawn: "I'm so totally gruntled today! Not a thing out of place!" Or: "Oh happy day! Color me gruntled!"
Friend: "Yeah, I hate it when you're disgruntled!"
Friend: "Yeah, I hate it when you're disgruntled!"
by amdawn October 2, 2009
Get the Gruntled mug.A Dirty Grundler is a certain kind of storyteller, known for telling tall tales and spreading false facts with a deadpan, straight-faced delivery, indistinguishable from if they had been completely serious and in earnest. A Dirty Grundler isn't a liar, per se - they aren't attempting to deceive anybody, just entertain.
A: Ray told me this is the longest saltwater river in North America!
B: Dude, Ray's a Dirty Grundler, there are no saltwater rivers in North America.
B: Dude, Ray's a Dirty Grundler, there are no saltwater rivers in North America.
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Get the grunter mug.A sexual move where multiple men stick their genitals into the anus and nose of other men in hopes of making them grunt.
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Get the Grantler mug.an upsized poo that is simply too large to be expelled without grunting, clenching, and the bursting of facial blood vessels.
"dropping a grunter" is the act of producing one of these intimidating steamers.
"dropping a grunter" is the act of producing one of these intimidating steamers.
"where the fuck is stu, i'm thinking of stealing his weed"
"he's in the bathroom dropping a grunter, i can hear him struggling with it from here. yeah pack me a cone too, he's still grunting away... we'll have enough time."
"rad... LOVE the grunter"
"he's in the bathroom dropping a grunter, i can hear him struggling with it from here. yeah pack me a cone too, he's still grunting away... we'll have enough time."
"rad... LOVE the grunter"
by www.soup.now.nu April 4, 2003
Get the grunter mug.A right rough old dog, with yellow bleached hair, 5 inches of greasy roots and no intellect, who's been fucked left, right and centre by thick, ugly, tattooed, toothless neanderthal-type blokes all her life. She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard. You wouldn't touch her with yours or anyone else's.
by Clarice December 5, 2003
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