grunt

1) grunt (noun), a contraction of 'greedy cunt'

2) to grunt (verb), the act of being definition 1

1) Bale, stop cramming so much swiss roll in your mouth you grunt!
2) Look at Ellis grunting with his four ham and cheese toasties

by LewRob May 18, 2011

grunt

something one must do while trying to poop when constipated.

I told the constipated girl on the toilet to grunt.

by x September 19, 2003

grunt

*A type of grumbling noise made on certain occassions, such as being hit by something, or being exasperated, etc.

*An ordinary soldier.

*Synonym for ape, a person of low intelligence.

"I grunt when I have to shit."
-me

"Infantrymen of the US Army and USMC are grunts. Unless their special forces."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

grunt

noun and verb poop

from a misreading of "to kill a mockingbird" when they poke under the bed with a broom handle. a grunt under the bed.

A. hey, cover for me, i'm on cigarette break!
B. huh uh. you just had one.
A. yeah, i know. i didnt want to say, i'm actually going to do a grunt.

oooh, did you see that nasty grunt in the shitter? it didnt flush!

by dr. roland james nesbaum III December 28, 2005

grunt

The sound made by a person while eating.

Hence, grunts are what you eat. Food.

Whoa, man, I'm hungry. I've got to grunt.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

grunt

a grunt is a dude from madness combat that always gets killed and is epic

1:hey ima go kill some grunts for fun wanna come?
2:sure man!
1 hour later: 1000 grunts dead

by sussy bussy oddbod February 15, 2022

grunt

Someone who get's all the shit jobs and is proud of it. Normal humans ("civilians" or cattle) think it is a joke to call someone a grunt but they have no idea.

He can't make that kind of decision, he's just a grunt - no offence.

None taken.

by Gruntboy September 12, 2003