grundeledge

Any combination of putrid,distasteful, messy,grimy, rotten, hairball,or offensive matter.

Dude, don't step in that grundeledge with those new boots!

grime
grease
vomit
garbage
slime

by Janmeister February 16, 2010

grundel

The space of epidermis constituting the area betwixt the anal opening and the scrotum of a male, although a female also has a significantly smaller area of equal definition(substituting vaginal crevice instead of scrotum, of course). See also The New Jersey.

I loved the face my girlfriend made as she tongued my grundel. The amount of pleasure was infinitely excellent.

by Santa Claus December 8, 2003

grundelberry

The wicked stepsister of the dingleberry. Formed when one has diarreah or other digestive ailment, the grundelberry is a vulgar clump of human excrement that forms in small balls around hairs found in the human grundle.

Ex. When one goes to Taco Bell and eats three 1/2 lb Beef Combo Burritos, one will experiance gastro-intestinal defiance leading to grundelberry infestation of the grundel.

by Matthew MacKenzie July 25, 2008

Grundelville

The Origin of all Grundels. A place where all Grundels can live in harmony.

Elder Grundel: One time the Grundel Troll tried to attack Grundelville

Young Grundeling: Wow what happened?

Elder Grundel: Well, Our Grundel National Guard Orchestrated a massive Grundel explosion so big that Grundel Troll's grundel became vegetarian and exploded. What's left of him is now Mount Everest.

by Dr. Gupta January 22, 2006

grundelatio

The act of providing oral pleasure to the area between one's butthole and balls and/or vagina.

That chick's nose slipped into my butthole while she was performing grundelatio on me.

by Jasper Pipestone February 1, 2010

grundel

The Harris-Millis cafeteria at the University of Vermont.

Grundel now!

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

Dis-Grundeled

1. To be so pissed off and stressed about something as to force a strain or tear of the grundle.

2. To hit someone with such force (see: dial-tone)as to seperate the grundle from the rest or the sphinctal area.

1. When I found a wad of sticky singles in my girlfriend's panties it left me severely dis-grundled.

2. When Yackl outdraws me after going all-in with a Jack-Two offsuit it makes me want to dis-grundle him.

by PeterGammonsLuvChild June 16, 2005