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grocering

a verb describing the act of grocery shopping
Honey, we gotta stop all this impulse buying while we're out grocering this weekend.
by myk4bz February 20, 2007
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Matt Groening

The Only one who changed the history more that jesus by creating The Simpsons T.V. show.
If you ask an elementary school student to recognize Jesus, (s)he probably won't. But if you ask anyone to recognize Homer Simpson, He absolutely will. BTW, Matt Groening is not very famous.
by Hell on Wheels January 22, 2007
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Goobering

The act of dipping your testicles into your lover's fecal matter.
Person #1: Yo dude i was slammin' my girl last night and she offered to let me try some goobering with her!

Person #2: Damn bruh, how was it?

Person #1: It was dank af, my nuts smelled for hours!
by AlwayLoading September 18, 2017
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Groelinger

1. A patriot for all humanity, devastatingly powerful and capable. Groelinger asks "Why can't I?" rather than accept failure. Groelinger fights for what he believes tooth and nail to win, but has the wisdom to know what battles can't be won. Groelinger is a lover and a fighter, because passion surges against evil and evil must be fought.

2. An amazing act. An act of making impossible or unlikely to probable and possible.

3. Friend to the end, a Groelinger has a friends back to the end, and will not faulter under any circumstances, including but not limited to; certain death, pain endurance, mental anguish, etc.
1. Don't mess with a Groelinger, that's just a bad idea.

2. Dude, he literally just Groelingered that, I can't believe he did it!

3. Yea, he threw himself in front of that bus to save his friend, what a Groelinger.
by Gdoggthehog October 24, 2011
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groveling

Kissing the feet of your woman to show extreme deference after a bender. This submissive man is overcome with shame and fear while kissing these magnificent feet.
He went out last night with the guys and didnt come home until 4:30am. She was out of ambien and only slept for like an hour. She ripped him the biggest asshole and told him hes a man child and she won't have children with him until he gets his shit together ... Now he is groveling at her feet.
by hamboner08 March 28, 2016
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grocering

pronunciation: (gro-sher-ing)
verb: to go to the grocery store
Hey where were you at?
I was grocering.
by noraa leachim January 2, 2011
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goering

A badass but could also be referring to Hitler's right hand man
Damn he is such a goering
Huh?
by thebest715 May 8, 2015
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