Groot's Speech

I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot.

This is Groot's Speech

by Anonymous_hate_writer December 31, 2019

groot-ized

a bunch o fuckin idiots who think they know everything, yeah right, you know fucking nothing !!!!!

guy 1: hey what are we doing today?
guy 2: just shut up and I'll tell you what you're suppose to do....
guy 3: that's very groot-ized of you asswipe.

by janice joplin July 20, 2009

groot fuck

When your neighbors throbbing boner is as hard as a tree stump for your wife and has sex with her, when you're off to work.

"Damn, Mike just left for work and Steve is already over at his house! He is such a groot fuck."

"What the fuck man? Get out of my fucking house you groot fuck!"

James "God im so hard.. when is John going to work so I can fuck his wife?"

Paul "Dude, you're such a groot fuck."

Claire " Timmy Gernel across the street is such a groot fuck, I fucked him last weekend when my hubby was at work and he has texted me every day since!"

Jen "Mmhmhm, Oh my!?"

by LexxPickle October 1, 2020

Groot Test

When you're on Tinder or another dating app and you think that you you're talking to a bot, so you message them "I AM GROOT!". If it's a bot then they will get super confused and send a generic message and if they're actually real and get the reference then they hopefully wont unmatch you.

Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.

Match: Hey there, whats up?
Me: I AM GROOT!
Match: Thats so cool! Hey, follow me on my instagram, definitelynotabot21103.
Me: yeah, you failed the Groot Test.
*unmatches

by Purveyor_of_Memes May 28, 2018

groot cocoon

When you cum so much that you cant see your own dick

Man, I had a groot cocoon last night

by Cum load May 17, 2023

Groot Bombing

the practice of groot bombing is when one repeatedly sends the phraze "i am groot" to another person via email, whatsapp, tiktok, texting, etc. groot bombing is often used to annoy or antagonize targets into a reaction.

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by kenny macormic July 7, 2023

I am Groot

the phase you say when you don't know what to say next

Charlie: Who are you voting in the next election?
Me: I am Groot

Sam: Look at all this free food
Me: I am Groot!

by mag21 August 17, 2014