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Van-Groeshner Effect

When you're having sex with an ample-boobled girl, it's possible to time your thrusts so that her jubbs move in perpetual opposing circular movements.

Next time you're giving your girl a bit of playtime, it might be worth mentioning this to her when you see this happening.
"Honey, look! We made the Van-Groeshner Effect happen! Wow!"
by cosmictoothfairy March 11, 2010
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Mrs. Groves

Mrs. Groves is a type A math teacher at ensign middle school. She is so ADD she makes the entire class make their desks “180” at the end of every day and you have to pass the “apple test”. She hates anything as everything to do with social media and makes her students put their phones on the wall at the beginning of every class. She is also obsessed with calling herself “groovy groves”
Mrs. Groves gave me a lunch duty for too short of short because they weren’t as log and the ruler she used to measure them with
by Ensign student :) June 20, 2018
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Groves, TX

a south east texas town full of mostly ederly people in texas experiencing white flight due to the overpouring gangs, trash, crimes, and violence of Port Arthur.
Jamal: Lets go to Groves, TX and steal riding lawn mowers out of old peoples houses!
LaTonya: You so trill Jamal lets have babies and you can leave so i can get on food stamps!
by n!ggaplz March 4, 2011
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grobese

Adjective used to describe a person who is grossly or grotesquely obese.
Damn! That Dime Bar Dame's Grobese
by Flabbadoogle April 3, 2005
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Grokett

A euphemism for a .38 revolver (AKA a 38 Special). The namesake is Darrell Grokett, an Aryan Brotherhood tax collector.
After some initial questioning by police, defendants were placed in a transport vehicle and driven to county jail. During this ride, defendants engaged in an approximately 20-minute conversation captured by the van’s recording device. This recording was later played for the juries.

During their recorded conversation, defendants confirmed that they had told the police that they had “heard a shot and ran.” Byrd then asked Ellis about their firearms:

“BYRD: Where did you put the- the- bank?
“ELLIS: They didn’t find them?
“BYRD: They didn’t find none of them?
“ELLIS: I don’t think so – I don’t know.
“BYRD: I think they found one.
“ELLIS: I don’t know.
“BYRD: Nah, they haven’t – they haven’t found the other one.
“ELLIS: What other one?
“BYRD: The Grokett.
“ELLIS: Oh.
“BYRD: You threw that over there by the – by the uh, little creek, huh?
“ELLIS: Yeah.”

P. v. Byrd, First Appellate District, A144835
by ZXY&ABC July 9, 2020
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Pulled a Groesch

That awkward moment when you say something embarrasing right when everyone else in the room stops talking. The whole situation is taken way out of contrast and is quite funny. Usually such moments are never lived down.
Alex: Some five-year-old girls can be attractive..
Tiffany: WHAT did you just say?!?
Matt: Nah tiffany it's ok, he just pulled a groesch
by Shiny Zebra June 22, 2011
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Grokster

Noun - File Sharing Service

Noun - Something or someone which endlessly spews rhetoric, slogans, or solicitations

Adj - Endlessly spews rhetoric, slogans, or solicitations
"Grokster is an exceptional way to provide yourself free things at the cost of spyware and constant advertisements"

"If that grokster tries to sell me anymore of his religion, I'm going to crack his spinal column and drink out his precious marrow"

"Those grokster Girl Scouts always trying to pimp me cookies at this time of the year"
by Fuji Rollcage May 15, 2004
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