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Shyamalan Groan

The one point in a movie trailer in which everyone watching it gives up all hope in the movie
"Wow, this trailer for 'Devil' actually looks pretty...oh, you have got to be kidding me!"

*Shyamalan Groan*
by The Minn September 22, 2010
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M. Night Groan

The collective groan that occurs when writer/director M. Night Shyamalan's name appears in the trailer for a movie.
An M. Night Groan erupted when the audience saw that Devil was "from the mind of M. Night Shyamalan."
by Night Hater September 23, 2010
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The "Groan And Scroll"

The action that you perform when not commenting on someone's facebook post that you don't know that well and in a sense "turn the other cheek", even though it is completely outlandish and they need to be called out on it.
Facebook status: 'You should read controversial politician name here's new book. Her stance on insert ridiculous political viewpoint here is something that is good for all of society. Praise be to insert a religious reference here!'

At this point... you think about replying, but decide instead to do the "Groan and Scroll" to keep scrolling on to other statuses thinking it's not worth it and better to leave them in their small minded world instead.
by kaisersoze_sf September 14, 2011
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sexual groan

for a lady to groan as if in pain when they have sex (usually in pleasure)or when she does it makes the male very horny so horny that he goes even harder and faster and she groans even more!
jon-her sexual groan made me way hard!
makk-oh man! My girlfriend groans so loud the neighbours come round to see if she is ok!
jon-i should get carol to groan for you then we can do a 3 some!
by lik-your-cok-123 October 18, 2009
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Pottery Barn groan

The pottery barn groan refers to the pissed off scoff/groan that someone lets loose after checking the price on something they wanted to buy from the catalog. Also applies in pottery barn stores, but more toned down due to salespeople that might be listening.
Jenna: OMG, that vintage apothecary table would look PERFECT in the living room!
Sarah: Wow, it is beautiful. Lemme check the price.
*Pottery Barn groan*
Sarah: Awww man.
Jenna: What?
Sarah: It's more than our rent, Jen.
by SarahsAir March 1, 2010
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student groan

Something a person has to pay after attending a vocational school or college, usually for a long period of time.
He had been paying off his college debt for so long that he began to call it his student groan.
by avgirlie September 16, 2008
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