granola mom

a mom who is zero-waste, likes hiking and the outdoors, eats organic and “natural foods”, and uses essential oils to cure everything. she owns many plants and drives an suv. a hippie.

“did you see her reusable grocery bags?”
“yeah! she must be a granola mom”

by kalchippy May 3, 2021

gringolandia

spanish: the united states

¿nos vamos a cruzar a gringolandia en la noche?

by el chingon de chingones March 24, 2003

granola dyke

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

Granola Boy

boys who like hiking, running, climbing things- wearing handkerchiefs to catch the sweat when doing said activities. they also do a lot of organic food bs like making beer and growing veggies, or cooking a lot of meat. their pants are always slightly too short but they have great asses.

He's sort of a hipster but more of a granola boy.

by granolaboyluvr December 1, 2011

Ariola Granola

A character inspired and from ariana grande created from a meme which has ariana grande's face distorted

I just saw an ariola granola meme

by niuxybgt87wrg89ywnrcwe August 17, 2019

granola

An adjective used to describe people who are environmentally aware (flower child, tree-hugger), open-minded, left-winged, socially aware and active, queer or queer-positive, anti-oppressive/discriminatory (racial, sexual, gender, class, age, etc.) with an organic and natural emphasis on living, who will usually refrain from consuming or using anything containing animals and animal by-products (for health and/or environmental reasons), as well as limit consumption of what he or she does consume, as granola people are usually concerned about wasting resources. Usually buy only fair-trade goods and refrain from buying from large corporations, as most exploit the environment as well as their workers, which goes against granola core values. The choice of not removing body hair (see amazon) and drug use are not characteristics that define granola people, and people, regardless of granola status, may or may not partake in said activities. This definition is sometimes confused with hippy.

Jack: My best friend is vegan and only buys produce that is organically grown from local farmers. Her and her feminist, vegan boyfriend are both in Greenpeace and advocate for queer rights. She waxes her legs but she's still granola.
Jill: So that means she's not a dyke? And she grows her own reefer?
Jack: Just because she's granola, doesn't mean she does drugs. Also, granola status has nothing to do with sexual preference.
Jill: Well maybe she'll know where to buy hemp and how to tie-dye?
Jack: She's granola, not a hippy. Some granola people are hippy and vice-versa, but they're not the same thing.

by vegedyke April 18, 2006

Granola Boy

Granola boys are your typical outdoorsy guys. You’ll find them hiking, mountain biking, and on the slopes in the winter. Granola boys can be seen wearing Patagonia, North Face, and if they are well seasoned granola, Arc’teryx. There is often a high population of granola boys with long hair, put in buns or pony tails when they are doing their outdoor activities.

Me: ‘I’m simping so much over this guy Jamie.’
Friend: ‘Tell me about him.’
Me: ‘Honestly he’s not any different from the granola boys I’m usually into, but he mountain bikes.’

by Secretsout March 23, 2022