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greatest speech ever

The speech from Team america world police. At the end... you know the great one.
The greatest speech ever:
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
Kim Jong Il is an asshole.

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
by jodertu November 21, 2010
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this is the greatest plan

When Charles come smashing in the window with his helicopter
Charles: This is the greatest plan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mission failed bruh
by That epic boi October 26, 2020
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grethel

Sassy, outspoken, and nerdy woman. Knows what she wants and goes for it. A little devil in bed. Once you've had a taste of her, you'll be hooked. A total whovian, but she works it like no other. She's also smart and a hidden beauty. You won't notice it right away. First, you'll think "yeah, she's cute," but once you know her you'll never want to her to leave your life, whether as a friend or a lover.
Ever since I met Grethel my life has become better, she's everything I want in a woman and more.
by womanlover43 December 29, 2013
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p-getter

One who gets pussy often. A pussy-getter.
Last night you were a true p-getter. You brought home two Asian girls.

David Beckham, Michael Phelps, Lance Armstrong, Tiger Woods.
by Marcus Bunny July 6, 2008
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Grete

A Grete is someone you always want to be around. No matter what mood her friends might be in a Grete is always happy and never stops giggling. Usually a Grete is blonde with blue eyes, also, she is usually taller than all of her friends. Grete can always make you laugh and you can always make her laugh. A Grete has a very contagious smile, she smiles and every one smiles. Not that good in school, because she has too much trouble with all the boys texting her because she is so perfect. She claims not to be that good, but inside you know all you want to do is be with Grete, all day, everyday.

Nicknames: Gret, Grety, and G.
I want to be like Grete.

Who doesn't like Grete.

Why are you always so mean? Can't you be like a Grete?
by 126williams January 11, 2014
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Bucket Getter

Noun : The name give to the best player ever to touch a basketball. To get buckets , and to get them at the same time. The act of Bucket Getting.
Nick : " I wish I was a Bucket Getter !"
by Augie Stanley September 27, 2012
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