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grease the weasel

Choking and stroking one's rampant penis.
Amato broke his arm, so he asked Kunal to go help him grease his weasel.
by Kermit Barnaby September 11, 2005
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Greased

This is slang that originated with American soldiers during World War II. Many US troops were armed with their fully automatic equivalent of the STEN gun, the M3 submachine gun which, because of its resemblance to the mechanic’s tool was called the ‘grease gun’. With the slightly macabre humour prevalent amongst those who are in combat, enemy troops killed by this weapon were referred to as having been ‘greased’.
It quickly came to mean killed by multiple bullet wounds from any type of machine gun. It was during the Vietnam War, however, that its use expanded and increased quite dramatically until it became used to describe any death in action against the enemy.
There is now some evidence to suggest that the word greased is being used to describe any violent death, even where this is not in combat and when it may even be an accident.
“Tommy got greased yesterday! Fucking great pallet of bricks fell on him at the building site!”
by AKACroatalin October 16, 2016
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gransvestite

One who wears old man chic; grandpa fashions that are slowly working their way into the male wardrobe. e.g. cardigans, flat caps, thick rimmed specs, plaid and tweed.
- I just bought some new slippers and a cardy.
- You're a right gransvestite now, all you need is a pipe.
by markyspeaks February 23, 2006
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Gensus

Gensus is a sarcastic term used to describe someone who is acting stupid. It comes come the the word genius but means the opposite.
Mrs Snuffleupugus: I’m isolating myself, covid is getting bad here.

Karam: Yea but step out a bit, just to keep your sanity.

Mrs Snuffleupugus: Excuse me, but I am saaanity.

Karam: Umm... do you mean sane? Gensus🙄
by Karamk01 May 12, 2021
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Genshintard

1. a fatass genshin impact player

2. a skinny 13-15 year old teenage pubescent kid (LIEK wAssUp bRoe!! maH voIcE KraKs an ShiT) they use discord and probs joined r/teenagers and spam cum unironically.
3. a preteenage girl whos a little bozo and willl say Eheee hee hee ur gay lMAOO
They usually get mad at you if you dont support their retarded ass "ships " and never look at/watch genshin porn its no good you'll end up in the degenerate jail this is where all the other degenerates live like(gachatards,furrys who fuck each other, wattpad bozos and the undertale fandom and every other fandom)
Genshintard: imagine not playing genshin impact EWWW get away from mee >:(
Based mf: I dont have to imagine UwU
by Lolorator360 November 10, 2021
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grease butt

Having to wipe your ass hours after shitting. An un clean, slippery feeling between your ass cheeks that often leaves skidmarks on your underwear.
Your shitting again? No, I have grease butt and need to wipe, again.
by Kired Leon October 24, 2014
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Dick Grease

1. A liquid like substance applied to thee male organ
2. A greasy slimy substance used to masterbate
3. Perspiration from the male organ
Dude it smells like dick grease in this joint.
Honey i don't like that position, you get your dick grease all over me.
by Bobby Jiggles Well April 23, 2009
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