Draymond Greening

The act of posting your cock and balls on a social media site and blaming it on a hacker.

My grandma called and asked why I was Draymond Greening on Facebook.

by Morning Snorkel August 1, 2016

Greetings from London

A cordial way of saying who gives a fuck, fuck off, or shut the fuck up. This expression is particularly useful in online conversations or when you need to silence someone in their tracks.

Jack: So let me tell you what I did today. I fed my cat, polished my shoes, bought a new hat, but I still didn't get any work done on my damn--

Greg: Greetings from London!

Jack: Sorry about that.

by avery_brooks August 21, 2008

Green Wings

Wings awarded for: -

1) Having sexual-intercorse with a clappy slapper.

2) Having sex with a woman with a sexual infection.

It is not essencial to catch the infection

Stay away from her. I got my green wings from her!

by Light_obsidian December 16, 2005

Greening

To smoke the first hit of fresh weed, therefore getting more THC into your system, and taking away the green hue of the weed.

Man pass me the bowl this time, you've been greening them all!

by ScotPollard13 December 23, 2005

seasons greetings

A geekier way of saying "Happy Holidays." Usually embroidered on doormats and other brute holiday paraphernalia for political correctness.

geek: seasons greetings
person: what the
geek: greetings and salutations
person: hrm, your back

by meskk December 31, 2007

reverse greetings

A way to say goodbye to a friend, relative or stranger.

Person: "Alright, I gotta get to class."
Person 2: "Awe, okay. Reverse greetings!"

by yongobonghoe June 8, 2018

greetings

Greetings: Adjective: To greet the coming of an event. Commonly used as a way of saying "hello" - However, when used properly it can be used as a way of saying that you like something, or that something is pleasing. Often used in the past tense, but can be used in almost any situation.

1) "Ahh! This Florida trip is guna be so greetings!"

2) In the even that you find $20 "Greetings!"

by Kevin Brooks August 23, 2007