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The first hit of marijuana when a fresh bowl is packed.
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A tribe of feral, primitive and hostile dim-witted creatures that often march in groups like mindless zombies when attacking, usually under guidance of a leader who will attempt to brainwash them into servitude. They are extremely loud, one can hear them from a far distance, and their war cry resembles a few English words strung together and repeated continuously. Their instinct is to attack ferociously and with no legitimate cause. Prey of the greens will either be attempted to be enslaved or otherwise destroyed.

Greens do not endure most environments well for long periods of time and attempt to adjust said environments to fit their own natural standards, quite often poisoning the environments beforehand.
"what's that loud repetitive chanting noise?"
"the greens are on the hunt again. Run"
by Pålitlig Kapten May 15, 2018
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The sacred first hit of a newly packed bong or bowl, valued for being a perceived better quality and stronger hit of marijuana.
Xander: "yo, you want greens?"
Seamus: "Word"
by Professor McGreeragall December 8, 2018
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Dam I really need some greens
by Zoegod61 February 9, 2020
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Simon has loaded up a bowl for him and his roommate Wilson to enjoy. Simon tells Wilson: “Bro, you get greens because you just got off of work.”
by Astrogirl May 4, 2020
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New bowl is loaded who wants greens?
by itsalexisok January 6, 2021
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an alternative for weed that is green (untouched)
bro i’m so happy my girlfriend let me smoke greens last night
by ay111ac February 3, 2022
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