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graveyard sex

What Sookie Stackhouse and Bill Compton did in episode 1x08 of HBO's True Blood ("The Fourth Man in the Fire"). Total hotness.
"Did you see Bill come up out of the ground completely naked and have hot graveyard sex with Sookie?"
by thellou February 23, 2009
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Graveyard Mix

A drink made when you take some of each of the sodas in a soda bar, filling up your cup with a mosh pit of soda.
"How many sodas are in that graveyard mix?"

"About eleven."

"Yum!"
by Rock my Sox November 2, 2009
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Graveyard Shift

The worst shift to work; one must work through the night while tired and bored as fuck.
John: You comin' to the party tomorrow night?
Mike: Nah, I got the graveyard shift.
John: Ouch, sorry man.
by boreda August 8, 2012
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graveyard dead

Death resulting from an extreme method. A death so extreme that there is no attempt made at saving your life or even checking your pulse.
Holmes was out drinking the other day and decided to cross the interstate, he was too drunk to notice any traffic and got hit by six different cars, he died, he be dead, like "graveyard dead".
by Yordys July 14, 2006
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graveyard fuck

This is where a male person has sex with a woman of advanced age, quite literally old enough to be his granny. There is no love involved, it is usually done for a bet or some other reason. If the woman is rich or a celebrity, the male becomes known as a 'toy-boy'. If a woman indulges in a graveyard fuck, it's invariably with a man who is rich and powerful and she expects marriage to result. She's in it purely for the money so I suppose that makes her a whore and therefore it's not really a graveyard fuck..
Look at that old bat blowin' kisses at Jed!
Well, that's what happens when you get pissed and have a graveyard fuck.
by Croatalin February 19, 2014
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graveyard shot

A shot taken from the whatever you can find in the collection of your saved liquor bottles. Usually from ten to fifteen bottles that you have saved in your collection.
I just took six bottles of Jack Daniel's and five bottles of old crow from my graveyard(collection of liquor bottles thought to be empty). With those i made a graveyard shot.
by anakinsdad April 27, 2014
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Graveyard Banger

The mysterious Outback Beast, who preys on young girls on the streets of Douglas, luring them in with prose, and assurances that he went to Leeds. Once a lowly vampire, the GYB has evolved through stoicism and the teachings of lesser men to become the Scourge of St George's.

A prolific ditch-filler, he has been known to go on streaks of up to 6 weekends out in a row, digging 6 feet under, and giving her all 6 inches. Truly, the number of the beast.
My sister's not worried about the Graveyard Banger any more, now that she's turned 19.
by Barry_Piles May 20, 2019
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