granorexia

a psychological disorder whereby grandmothers suffer from a distorted body image and pathological fear of acting their age. Granorexics may use dieting, self-induced vomiting, excessive exercise, and dressing in clothes more suitable for their grandchildren to highlight their 'ideal physique'. Granorexics often comment negatively about their children's and grandchildren's weight.

A. "Wow - your mom looks good for 62."

B. "Yeah, but she suffers from granorexia. She eats virtually nothing and spends all day doing situps so she can fit into her Fancy Ass jeans. I wish she would just bake my kids cookies instead of telling them about the grapefruit diet."

by Grinding October 8, 2010

nature valley granola bar

a crumbly ass granola bar that clearly represents how messy my fucking life is

on a scale from 1 to nature valley granola bar how much of a mess is your life?
nature valley granola bar bro

by maddy_braps July 8, 2016

Bad Granola

A drug that sends you on a bad trip.

Dude, I just smoked some bad granola.

by Darth Nihilus January 28, 2009

granola state

A reference to California: the land of fruits, flakes and nuts.

Dude, it's beautiful and a good time, but a lot of the people are definitely "touched" in the granola state.

by Mack C March 18, 2007

ariola granola

ariana grande= ariola granola

lil wayne or whomever says, “ariola my lil granola” meaning that is ari is his ariola granola

by simplynailogica November 10, 2017

granoff

sleek, hot, sexy, usually brown hair. sometimes blonde.
likes to party. intelectual, smart; but fails classes often.

soon to be famous, rich and hot.
look out for granoffs everywhere they will turn into swans.

you look just like a granoff.

by juannita May 30, 2007

Rob Gronkowski

The most epic man ever to play for the New England Patriots.

Dude, did you Rob Gronkowski make that sweet catch and break through those defenders.

by RG87 December 31, 2011