grand sacrifice 

A sacrifice greater than the sacrificer's life to the sacred timeline that will eventually alter fate and its balance of how he/she has influenced their lives.

Iron man made a grand sacrifice in order to restore life in the MCU.

grand sacrifice by 1m1m0 September 3, 2022

Grand Sensei-Master Dareth 

Arguably the sexiest, most powerful, most muscular and most omnipotent character in all of ninjago, he should’ve become the green- NO, golden ninja instead of that little sh*t of a brat called Lloyd. Dareth is the sole reason any of the ninja survived their battles and so the true saviour of ninjago. He could’ve become rich and got women but instead started a dojo to teach others his epic ways because she’s a great guy. They better make a legacy golden dareth LEGO set or I will hold obama hostage in the post office.

"Now I, Grand Sensei-Master Dareth will use my BROWN POWER(shit) to defeat you"

Grand Sensei-Master Dareth by Grand sensei dareth September 24, 2021

mormon grand slam 

After marriage, when a couple has at least 4 kids. This could possibly happen within the first year of marriage if the couple has quintuplets, or within 4 years if they are diligent.

Zach and his wife keep poppin out babies like every single year. He is swinging for his 3rd mormon grand slam with this last baby.

mormon grand slam by mormon_playa October 10, 2007

grand sham 

A particular instance of deceit or trickery with which such grandeur is used.

Party go-er 1: Hey guys check out this huge dealing of grass i just scored.

Party go-er 2: Dude you just got a grand sham that aint nothing but cooking herbs.

Party go-er 1: For christ sake, i teared my anus skin hunting down this shit.

grand sham by Jared Ellis February 26, 2008

grand slampion 

An honorary title earned by eating four Denny's Grand Slam Breakfasts in one day.

After eating his fourth Grand Slam Breakfast that day, Eddie became a Grand Slampion.

grand slampion by Big Dave 17 October 1, 2019

coin grand slam 

A coin grand slam is something that any lazy schmuck who's worked a cash register knows all too well. It is the much-maligned phenomenon that occurs at the end of a transaction when the change that you owe back to the customer requires you to use at least one of each of the four principal coin denominations (quarter, dime, nickel, and penny) ... thus making you hate your job that much more.

*Cashier rings up customer's single $9.99 item and the computer shows a total of $10.94 after tax*

Cashier: "Holy-bejeebers another coin grand slam?!? That's my third in a row :( I can't take this s*hit anymore ... "

coin grand slam by wxflurry September 26, 2010

Midwestern Grand Slam 

Pulling off the Des Moines Surprise, Sioux City Superman, and Topeka Destroyer all at the same time.

Essentially, you have to straddle the girl's face as she's giving you head, pee in her mouth, poo on her chest, and vomit on her face.

Technically only theoretical because no one has proof of ever completing this rare trifecta.

Dude, I was so close to the Midwestern Grand Slam. I pulled the Des Moines Surprise and Sioux City Superman off at the same time, but she moved her head before the Topeka Destroyer hit her.

Midwestern Grand Slam by Superscope March 1, 2008