Dartford Grammar School

Absolute shitshow of a school, the staff don't care about the students they only care about the results, it truly is an exam factory. The teachers just waffle in the assemblies making the students a whole century late to their lesson. Almost all of the teachers act so posh and have a go at students for no reason, this school is filled with neeks clowns most of the students should join the circus at this rate.

Student:I go to Dartford Grammar School
Boy:Oh what is like?
Student:Fucking shambles of a school filled with shit teachers.

by AbsoluteNoLifer November 25, 2019

Geelong Grammar School

the most expensive private school in australia. It may seem like an elite school, but in reality it has very poor VCE results and many of the students have sub par grades. Also the subject of a Royal Commision into child abuse and is a massive waste of money.

person 1: yo i go to geelong grammar school
person 2: ewww druggie

by xSRGman July 21, 2020

Christchurch Grammar School

Christchurch Grammar School, also known as Ricechurch, is a school in Perth where as soon as you enter the front gates, you play a small game called "Spot the Australian". They also perform extremely well in swimming events with other schools due to most of the Christchurch population having to swim to get to Australia in the first place.

Hey, did you hear about the kid who set the new record in the swimming carnival? Must be a Christchurch Grammar School kid.

by lolgamers April 26, 2019

Dartford Grammar school

Dartford Grammar School is bad. The headteacher has changed but he still is a weeb and looks similar to johnny sins. Absolute hellhole of a school, you cant even use your phone. They also take every opportunity they have to grab your money.

Person A: What school do u go to?
Person B: Dartford Grammar School.
Person A: I feel sorry for you man.

by Whusvjdgsundbdnsbsb February 4, 2022

King Edward VI Grammar School

A single gender, mixed personality school in the city of Chelmsford, incorporating nerds, hardmen, and average lads under one roof. The sixth form permits girls, leading to limitless sex from horny 17 year olds fed up with porn, thus leading to limitless amounts of spare (and used) condoms in the school basement. Those not in sixth form must make their way to the very popular Chelmsford Station Toilets in order to wank/fuck/both.

"He goes to King Edward VI Grammar School."
"Shit, I think I might have stepped on his cum in the toilets at the station"

by romfordandbored September 13, 2017

Parkstone Grammar School

A hell for saken place where girls are sent to school. known to be a place for rebellious girls who are taught by sadist teachers who need to get lives led by what can only be described as an elephant.

Girl 1: did you see her! she looked like trouble
Girl 2 : did she have a short skirt?
Girl 1: Yeah!
Girl 2: Well Thats Parkstone Grammar School For You!

by theworldfreakshow. April 19, 2010

Ipswich Grammar School (IGS)

Ipswich Grammar School is an independent, non-denominational, day and boarding school for boys, located in Ipswich, a city situated on the Bremer River in South East Queensland, Australia. The school is sited on the eponymous Grammar School Hill, with its original buildings occupying the crown of the hill. Ipswich Grammar School teachers are usually young, attractive women as the munted headmaster likes to have multiple mistresses around at all times. There is also a boarding dog named Broxy at Ipswich Grammar School whom multiple boarders are rumored to have fucked.

Aw, look at that poor Ipswich Grammar School (IGS) boy.

My son goes to IGS.

We have a game against Ipswich this Saturday.

Yeah I go to IGS, I mean Ipswich Grammar School, yeah the shit hole.

by Sacoriah August 25, 2021