groan throne

The official seat for making dramatic sounds as you excrete, i.e. toilet.

What is that noise, is someone dying in there?! It's okay, Fred's just on the groan throne.

by HeavenOnEarth July 6, 2016

groan bone

A gentleman's offering to a damsel in need of some tension relief.
Something the old furry cup sippers could do with for anger management

"C'mon girly, why not relax on the old groan bone, get some of that stress out"

by ghaywood March 28, 2007

Groan and Grab

What many men do after being hit in the testicles. They groan a lot and grab their balls, often leads to laying on the ground usually in the fetal position

After being hit in the testicles, I don't cry like a pussy. I'm a man, I do the groan and grab.

by Nightpandas December 28, 2008

student groan

Something a person has to pay after attending a vocational school or college, usually for a long period of time.

He had been paying off his college debt for so long that he began to call it his student groan.

by avgirlie September 16, 2008

Lurch Groan

A groan compared to 1960's American television series "Addams Family" character "Lurch". A deep guttural groan included with a shaking of the head. Indicating action of disgust in a sentence.

I just watched video <Lurch Groan> and it was so bad it made me want to vomit.

by bubba58 June 9, 2012

Load Groans

A male groan signifying the arrival of an orgasm (ie..load). The load groan is typically emitted or elicited during the peak of sexual intercourse, or sometimes from a lonely public bathroom stall.

"Did you hear the load groans coming from the coat closet at that raging party the other night?"

by -=v00d00=- September 27, 2018

student groan

Something a person has to pay after attending a vocational school or college, usually for a long period of time.

He had been paying his college debt for so long that he began to call it his student groan.

by avgirlie September 16, 2008