I gotta piss like a wounded Jap

What someone says when they have to pee really bad. During World War II, thousands of badly wounded Japanese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the South Pacific. Their wounds prevented them from being able to unbutton and pull down their trousers by themselves. Therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.

Situation 1:

Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!

Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.

Situation 2:

Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!

by DJJazzyJeff9 April 16, 2013

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

A proclamation that holds some urgency, thereby allowing you to quickly get out of a situation. It also lets the individual that the proclamation is stated to know that you won't be back anytime soon.

Florence: Have you seen my pictures from our vacation? We took something like 500 pictures.
Ethel: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!!!
Florence: Well then I guess maybe next time.

by TigerW September 4, 2005

i gotta glock in my rari

when you have a pew pew in your vroom vroom

"Yo come check it out I gotta glock in my rari"

by I gotta glock in my rari July 6, 2016

you gotta seize the opportunity

you gotta take the opportunity

once said by mark lee

"To grasp this taste , grasp you .... so you gotta seize the opportunity"

by grassp February 17, 2021

I Gotta Glock In My Rawrie

A phrase mostly used by scenes and emos referring to Fetty Wap's song 679 where he clearly states " I gotta glock in my rari" but being warped kids they have change the wording very slightly adding a "W" for dinosaur purposes. This term was coined by new Rapper/Viner Yvng Trv$h.

At Warpedtour:
Emo: You heard Fetty Wap's new song?
Scene Queen: Please. I gotta glock in my rawrie xD.

by PraetorPuns July 30, 2016

gotta ryan ross

roses are red
i am satanic
get out of my basement
cause ryan left panic

to ryan ross is to leave

"gotta ryan ross!"

"Already?? You just got here!"

"Get out of my basement"

by missryliiiie December 13, 2017

WE GOTTA GO GIRL

noun A girl who purposely has no fun at a club and c- blocks any man who tries to hit on her girlfriends.Her identifying mark is the term, "we gotta Go." If you dont occupy her she will ruin your chances at meeting her friends.

"Jim im going on the dance floor, youre my wingman so you must cover the we gotta go girl."

by ezekiel1700 January 16, 2010