gord

Gord (Gourd) - A person who thinks they are cool but is really retarded and just a fag.

Anyone who takes pictures of themselves in bathroom mirrors, and posts the pictures with Brand Names written along the sides.

Gord: "I know all of T-Pains lyrics."
Me: "who fucking cares!"

by Jimmie Pepperoni April 28, 2008

gord

G-great
O-original
R-respected
D-da bomb

wow that dude shreds!(gord)

by gord March 16, 2003

Gord

1) Your mind.
2) That which you get stoned out of.

Person 1: "Why is John acting so weird?"
Person 2: "Because he's stoned out of his gord!"

by The Fry Guy March 12, 2009

Gord

The athiests term of the almighty.

For the love of a Gord you say.

Oh dear Gord!

by Peter Howie May 13, 2005

gord

self obessed

MC gordo

by annon March 16, 2003

gord

A one word term for pulling the chutes or leaving a party/function or group of friends early

gord(ed)past refence to have left
gord(ing)future refence, as in about to gord out

"this party sucks we are gonna gord out!"
"Why is Cade gording out early?"
"Sorry I gorded out last night, I had a headache."

by knobert11 March 3, 2009

Gord

When Somebody Does Something Wrong But They Didn't Mean It Or Intend It.

Person A: "Man, did you see that guy Gordon down at the Anomalous Materials Lab?" Person B: "No, What about him?"
Person A: "I don't know but I'm getting some bad feelings about him."

by zonexical February 23, 2021