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Gordan Ramsay 

A British chef, restaurateur, writer, television personality, food critic, and former footballer. Born in Johnstone, Scotland and raised in Stratford-upon-Avon, England, Ramsay's restaurants have been awarded 16 Michelin stars in total and currently hold a total of 7.His signature restaurant, Restaurant Gordon Ramsay in Chelsea, London, has held three Michelin stars since 2001. First appearing on television in the UK in the late 1990s, by 2004 Ramsay had become one of the best-known and most influential chefs in British popular culture.

As a reality television personality, Ramsay is known for his fiery temper, strict demeanour, and frequent use of expletives. He often makes blunt and controversial comments, including insults and wisecracks about contestants' cooking and restaurant facilities. He combines activities in the television, film, hospitality, and food industries and has promoted and hired various chefs who have apprenticed under his wing. He is known for presenting TV programmes about competitive cookery and food, such as the British series Hell's Kitchen, The F Word, and Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, the American series MasterChef, MasterChef Junior, and Hotel Hell, and the American versions of Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares. In 2015, Forbes listed his earnings at $60 million for the previous 12 months, and ranked him the 21st highest earning celebrity in the world.He is only famous for his disrespectful words and behaviors but not his cooking skills though.
Mom:Hey, Alex! Stop being an asshole like Gordan Ramsay!
Alex:Fuck you mom!You hideous piece of donkey shit!
Gordan Ramsay by BrexitIsAJoke April 16, 2019
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"i think you've got a gordan in there."
*points.

*rubbage of nose
"thanks!"
gordan by itsathurdsay01 August 26, 2008

Gordan Freeman 

Hero that survived the Black Mesa Incident, and the Combine overtaking, of which destroyed the Citadel run by Dr. Green, former Admin of Black Mesa. MIT graduate, he worked at Black Mesa, until the incident, then was hired by the mysterious G-Man, to which he is to fulfil his every whim; next of which was the Combine overrising and destroying the Citadel. Also known as the "Free-man".

Though a destined hero, he still has no reason to speak. Curious as to how he got through school...
Headcrabs still fear Gordan till this day...
Gordan Freeman by OvalvaSix January 5, 2005

Jeff Gordons 

Rims that approx 24 inches in diameter.
Whilst looking at my new whip, T-bone complimented me on my jeff gordons.
Jeff Gordons by Fernando Valenzuela November 17, 2011
A really hot person with an even hotter mind. Quite stubborn, but that’s actually a virtue that helps her to get to the previously set goal. She has such a strong attracting gaze that it’s not easy to let go once you meet her. She is struggling like everyone else, or maybe more, but she acts tough and tends to play her problems down. Very loyal so you bitches better not mess around with her friends!
Wow, Gordana is so amazing!
Gordana by plushstuffie November 21, 2021
A bent school for bent children. Everyone who lives in Portishead goes there. Put your child here if you want them to think they are hard.
lol they think they’re ard”
yea they’re from Gordano”
Gordano by gordanoisbent May 27, 2019
A generally sensible person who can become out of control when drunk.
Did you see how he turned into a GordAn when he finished that case of beer? He even started throwing empties at the bar people.
Gordan by wickedpike24 March 31, 2009