Goontosis

when you goon so hard you reach Goontosis

“911 whats your emergency”

“I have been gooning”

“since?”

“may.. may 2022”

“oh my your in a full blown state of goontosis”

by Tbvnks February 21, 2024

goontosis

A state of paralysis caused from too much gooning.

"What's wrong with that guy?"
"Someone call a doctor! He's in goontosis!"

by OJ Simpso February 7, 2024

goontosis

the state of intense goon, a person will enter goontosis. This person will not care about their surroundings,the only thing they can think about is masturbating

Tyler: “i dont know what happened he just collapsed!”

doctor: he’s in a full blown state of goontosis!”

by lordtuh3479 April 1, 2024

Goontosis

The heightened state of gooning, similar to enlightenment for gooning. The individual who reaches goontosis can control their sperm like an air bender for avatar, also known as a cum bender.

I once saw a robber running away after robbing the bank, but he was struck down in a barrage of sperm pellets controlled by someone who achieved goontosis

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

Goontosis

A state achieved by prolonged edging, which than turns into gooning until one ultimately reaches the most powerful state of a goon, the hypnosis trance like state known as goontosis

I caught my little brother in goontosis, he was non verbal.

by trinitybolt February 7, 2024

Goontosis

A state in which ejaculation (gooning) is imminent and physically cannot take it anymore.

Yeah Andrew? He's been edging for WEEKS. I think he's about to go into goontosis.

by the goon whisperer February 27, 2024

goontosis

An act or state of being in one’s mind and self when they are feeling gooney they will eventually achieve goontosis

After working on the ac unit in a customer house my co worker achieved goontosis

by Creater of word May 20, 2024