Goofy Goober

I'm a goofy goober, yeah
You're a goofy goober, yeah
We're all goofy goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goober, YEAH
by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 17, 2016
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Goofy Goober

A person or object that is dumb and laughable.
Usually a person that does absurd things for bad reason.
"Look at that goofy goober bro", "he is trying to be a tough guy even though he's wearing a video game hoodie."
by jommyDef November 02, 2022
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Goofy goobered

The act of ejaculating into the palm of your hand and using it to slap cam another person.
Man, I had that bitch on all fours! right before I was about finish I nutted in my hand. When she turned her head I slapped her across the face with my cum. She got Goofy goobered.
by xxxquintacion September 02, 2018
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Goofy Goober

When you and your sexual partner put each other’s mucus on the males dick and the girls sucks all of it off.
Mark:” Yeah bro, me and Melissa tried the goofy goober last night. That shit was hot!” Jimbo: “Oh yeah? How’s that done?” Mark:”so basically the girl puts her mucus on your dick and then the guy puts all of his in the girls hand and rubs it all over the guys dick”

*call ends*
by YuvgDaggerDick August 14, 2018
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the tear of the goofy goober

The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.
Look! It be the tear of the goofy goobers!
by Alastus April 06, 2016
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Goofy Goober

Goofy Goober - A goofy goober is someone who is retarded to the point that they don’t know what a simp is.
Sam Burke is a Goofy Goober honestly 🤦🏼 ♂️🤦🏼 ♂️🤦🏼 ♂️
by COCKFUCKER200 March 12, 2020
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