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Screenshot Goodies

A Screenshot Goodie, is taking a screenshot of a news story, poll, question, etc. found on the internet. And turning it into a sugarcoated joke.

Usually the person making the Screenshot Goodie(s), will paste the screenshot on Microsoft Paint or photoshop and doodle over the topic, inserting his or her jokes or short rants.

Screenshot Goodies, are then posted on blogs and can be range from one picture to ten.

Tips for making a Screenshot Goodie.

-Use red paint
-block the User's name that is being poked at
-scale web browser to make pictures easy to read.
Take a picture and draw over it.

"OMG this Screenshot Goodies is so funny!!"
by David The Strange May 28, 2009
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Goodmorningwood

A move that allows you to flirt on multiple levels at the same time. The move where a guy is going to/from the bathroom wearing only a towel or boxers and charmingly chats up a girl in the morning with a prominent semi, as if he's totally oblivious to what's going on below the belt. She thinks it's morning wood, but takes a peek to see the size and extent. If the girl notices it, giggles, and keeps enjoying the conversation, she's down now that he's simultaneously broached the subject and tempted her with the goods. Best if you are not small of package.

Works best in dorms and hostels, especially when there isn't much time for the hookup to happen. Also, should only really be performed in the morning.
"Dude, I saw how she locked you down at that party. Didn't you guys only meet this morning?"
"Hell yeah. She told me that she thought I was decent, but once she saw my boner, it was only a matter of time before she wanted on, she couldn't stop thinking about what I was packing underneath."
"You pulled off the Goodmorningwood? Wow. It's hard to pull off, but when it works, it just works."
by orangeyouentertained August 25, 2013
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Young goodman brown

A large penis with the complexion of caramel golden brown, or that resembling a weiner of the legendary Mandingo
Adam has a large young goodman brown!
by ATuckerFucker March 21, 2016
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Doing a Goodman

When you loosely agree to attend something with no intention of attending. Eg not a good Man
He's Doing a Goodman he hasn't shown up
by Balkey June 5, 2013
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Benjamin Goodman II

Benjamin Goodman II is the would-be sole heir of the massive fortune that was to be left for him by his well-known, and wildly popular, late father Benny Goodman, the famous jazz clarinetist from the swing era of the late 1920s to the 1950s.

Regrettably, the Goodman family fortune was lost when Turkey invaded Switzerland in 1934, devastating their economy. The invasion resulted in a severe depletion of the vast majority of the Goodman fortune that was contained in an esteemed Swiss bank. Benjamin II never received a cent of the massive fortune supposedly left for him by his late father.

Benjamin II spent most of his childhood in the Calgarian Jewish quarter, shining shoes for nickels and taking taking care of his mother. Benjamin would often spend whatever free time he could manage writing screenplays and scripts in his two story condominium, where he lived with his mother, as well as his beloved muskrat, Freckles.

As he entered adulthood, Benjamin II came to the bitter realization that no one wore shiny shoes anymore, so he began to struggle to meet the family's bills. Benjamin was forced to very reluctantly resign from his studies at his Christian school and look for full time work to support the family. Benjamin worked long, hard, brutal, and physically demanding days as a consultant for Maclean's magazine, where he met and became good friends with two work associates, Norman Lear and Bud Yorkin.

The three shared a passion for Black domestic comedy. Together, they experimented writing and filming various low budget sitcoms and short films. In 1974, Benjamin caught a break when CBS picked up the pilot for his sitcom, Good Times, which he had co-written with his close friends Bud and Norman. The show was an immediate hit, and the production team enjoyed unmitigated success in the late 1970s. Although Good Times went off the air in 1979, its popularity remained strong through the 1980s.

Unfortunately, as the popularity of Good Times wound down in the 1990s, Benjamin found his royalty checks gradually decreasing each month. He began to regret squandering so much of his wealth by betting on illegal horse wrestling and achieving an unrivaled stock majority in Enron.
Temporary lay offs... Good Times!
Easy credit rip offs... Good Times!
Scratching and surviving... Good Times!
Benjamin Goodman II... Good Times!
by Taco Watson June 21, 2006
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goodie closet

Basically a closet for snacks. First discovered on OneTopic's "The straights are NOT OK"
"Did you steal my cheetos out of the goodie closet again?"
"It's my cheat day and I was hungry."
by Cookie_on_Joy August 13, 2020
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Goodman's Law

Every woman is one drink away from a lesbian encounter.
Matt: Did you see Danielle and Nicole kiss when they were drunk?!
Aaron: Evidence of Goodman's Law.
by ikswelisaW ttaM November 18, 2011
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