gonded

To be past the point of being gone

Dude, I'm so gonded right now

by Krantzkrazy December 20, 2015

gondoed

a more subtle substitute for the word "fucked"

I went hiking and took a shat on the trail. I went to grab my toilet paper but realized that I left it back at the campsite. I got gondoed!

by Gondo Inc. June 1, 2016

gondwana

When you decide you don’t like someone in a romantic way anymore, you ‘gondwana’ them by bombarding them with conversations about the meaning of life until they realise they’ve been friendzoned.

‘How did your date go last night?’ -‘I Gondwana’d him’

by Gondwana November 1, 2017

Gandwell

The main character of Lord of the Bible, written by an undiscovered "genius" (idiot). The stories something to do with Cheeseland and is all a bit odd, until Gandwell back hands a wolverine. :L

Have you read that novel about Gandwell, it's a bit meh.

by The great mushroom picker December 13, 2010

gondie

The times when you have misplaced something and it seems to be gone forever but you know its there.

Oh shit. Thats just gondie.

by Motlifacnidp June 17, 2020

Gondel

If someone gets shot with a cannon ball and flies into the ocean, he’s fucking gondel
When someone gets shot to shut by a battleship AA gun, they’re fucking gondel

Lenny: “did you hear about that guy that got shot 15 times with a shotgun”?
Bruce: “ohh yeah he’s fuckin gondel”

by Infernofuckface October 26, 2020

Gongweed

A term used to insult someone who does something incomprehensibly stupid, only to pretend that everything is fine afterwards

Joe: "I just took a dump in my school bag! Nevermind though"
Dave: "You gongweed"

by BaldMartinIsMyDad May 6, 2022