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Gold-Star 

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The action of you laying down on your back wearing nothing but a white t-shirt, and proceeding to urinate into the air so that it arches back down and lands on your chest. The goal of this challenge is to aim your urine in such a way that you draw a star on the front of your shirt.
James: "Dude I've been practicing for weeks and I finally got a Gold-Star!"

Tony: "I know. You had your webcam on for it during the Teams meeting. That's why we called you into HR today."
Gold-Star by Iva Smallsach November 2, 2022
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gold star champion 

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An overachiever who has the consistently annoying habit of hijacking any conversation into an advertisement of his or her successes to anyone within ear range so that he or she can get some cheap validation; usually someone who was a top students in elementary school who hoarded the gold star stickers and used them as a (self-defined) standard of superiority
_________ had a habit of steering any fun night at the bar into letting people know about his/her newest top academic scores. She's/He's such a fucking gold star champion.
gold star champion by Icannadoeet February 9, 2013
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gold star gay 

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A gay person who has never had sex with the opposite gender

Props to Corey Johnson of Sirius Satellite Radio's OutQ stream
Corey's never done it with a chick so he's gold star gay.
gold star gay by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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gold star lesbian 

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A lesbian who has never slept with a man.
Sometimes I forget my girlfriend has slept with men... I'm a gold star lesbian.
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Gold Star Family 

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A family who lost a loved one fighting for America in a war.
1. The Gold Star Family Member stayed up all night worrying if their loved one suffered before he/she died.

2. Donald Trump tried to trash Gold Star Family member Khizr Khan. The Tangerine Mussolini showed no respect.
Gold Star Family by gizmo+2 August 1, 2016
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Gold star aroace 

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An asexual aromantic who never had sex and never was in a romantic relationship.Truly a blessed person who didn't lose time on mentioned shits.
That's me.I am gold star aroace
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