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Goojob

(ɡo͞o jäb) Term to describe viciously wet fellatio. The act may involve a gelatinous substance used as a lubricant. aka: gooey j.
Shawty gave me a syrup goojob at Denny's yesterday.
by JJBasic September 18, 2023
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godgobbers

godgobbers are any religious orators, bible thumpers,pulpit prophesisers,pew warmers,psalm singers,sermonisers,jehovah jiving jesus junkies,evangelical stage screamers,etc.
godgobbers are any persons consumed with religions or gods,church or religious cult members,sunday school teachers and preachers,etc.
godgobbers are any leaders of religious organisations,groups or cults,, eg;popes, bishops,cardinals,priests,monks,sisters, friars,nuns,islamic leaders,imams, muftis,clerics,etc.
godgobbers believers in gods,prophets, jesus,spirits,demons,angels,cherubins, spiritual or ethereal stories,miracles or miracle healers,etc.
godgobbers mobs are cults,like the anglicans,baptists,buddhists,catholics, hindus,islamists,jews,methodists,mormons, protestants,scientologists,zoroastrians,etc.,,to name a few.
There are untold thousands of these groups called godgobbers,so there aint enuff space to name them all.
godgobbers are ruining peace and tranquility with their religious fighting.

godgobbers like the pope,zionists,george bush are warmongering religious zealot, nut jobs.
by Greg Snowdon December 19, 2008
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godjoey

To be an eternal virgin with no possible chance to get laid even if he pays for it.
Wow, that is sad... He is all godjoey and will never ever know the touch of a woman.
by The Truth-Sayer October 26, 2004
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Gobjob

to suck a mans gob(penis) with the mouth, for sexual pleasure. In Turkey it is strictly performed by men on other men.
Ey ali give mehmet a gobjob and some tabouli
by world champion October 15, 2006
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godjoey

To be completely and utterly pathetic.
Dude, don't be a godjoey.
by The Truth-Sayer October 26, 2004
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godjoey

Pathetic little man trying desperately to gain some sort of fame because his real life is very very sad.
People into beastiality who post their pictures online have a godjoey complex.
by The Truth-Sayer October 26, 2004
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GODJOEY

canine excrement or having to do with canine excrement
"I must take my dog to a vet; he has had incredibly runny godjoey lately."
by THX Shadow October 26, 2004
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