gofer

(noun) A term for an employee, servant, or slave whose primary responsibility is to fetch items and bring them back to his or her boss, master, or owner. Formed by contraction of the words "go for". As in: "Go for coffee, go for doughnuts, go for whatever we need you damn 'gofer'."

"I sent my gofer for coffee over twenty minutes ago. If he doesn't get back soon, I'm dropping his health care benefits!"

by Dusty Bottoms May 28, 2003

Golfers Ass

Sweaty/ Stingy sensation that occurs after a round of golf. Feels like someones pulled a flip knife out on your ring piece

Tyler: I just shot 95 and I also got Golfers Ass what a disaster
Tom: Dude!

by BusinessWithAttitude February 16, 2006

godberry

King of the Juice. - Powerthirst Commercial

"When God gives you lemons, you find a new God! Godberry! King of the Juice."

by JShell March 6, 2008

godfortrapped

To totally screw someone over by making a mess of their pad when they're trying to make a good impression.

"Those monsters, they godfortrapped us!" Casey screamed.

"There's no way we can impress Miss Cunnekut now!" Kristen agreed.

by KristenT April 27, 2006

Roman Godfrey

Hemlock Grove's hottest upir. Also played by Bill Skarsgård

Roman Godfrey is soooooooooooo peeeeeeng

by Shrek-Tastic! November 23, 2018

midnight golfer

A nonsensical piece of slang made popular in a MadTV skit. The joke is that it's supposed to sound like "light in the loafers," but it has no actual meaning.

BC: Hey, check out the shirt Roger's wearing today.

PL: Yeah. Nice shirt.

BC: You know what I heard about Roger?

PL: What?

BC: The guy's a midnight golfer.

PL: What?

BC: He's a midnight golfer -- Roger.

PL: He's a midnight golfer, he likes to golf at night?

BC: Yeah, he's a midnight golfer.

PL: I don't know what you mean.

by ErikN October 7, 2005

Godfreyism

The process of worshiping the supreme being of the universe, named Godfrey.

Im going to stab Scott in the face because of Godfreyism day.

by Theguyfromtheplaceinthething April 29, 2003