gostand

A form of Manglish (Colloquial Malaysian English), which is a short term word for "go-astern", or reverse. Normally expressed when you are driving a car.

My dad gostand and bang the lamp pole.

by maxor_gan October 30, 2011

“Hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”

One of the best things Harry has said in a sidemen video.

When Harry says “hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”, it’s best that you don’t mess with Harry

by S/he’s just a friend November 25, 2020

gotta blast

Originated from one of Jimmy Neutron's catchphrases, "Gotta blast!" Is a common phrase said on the internet now for many reasons.

1. When in an awkward or uncomfortable situation
2. When someone says or does something you don't like and you don't feel low wasting time and energy arguing with them.

1. *in a texting convo*
Straight boy: "wanna play 20 questions haha ;)"
Girl: "sure."
Straight boy: "okay I'll go first. Are you a virgin?"

Girl: "...Gotta blast!"

2. Idiot: I support Carter Reynolds. He's hawt and did nothing wrong!!1
Me: ".....Gotta blast!"

by Lisa is not Lethal August 26, 2015

We gotta finish this

Finishing in this context means to save the world. Originates from a Finnish person who saved the world.

We're the Avengers. We gotta finish this!

by Qwe42rty June 27, 2019

Gonta Gokuhara

DA BEST BIG BUFF SPED BOI WHO SHOULD'VE LIVED BUT A ASSWIPE TRICKED HIM AND TALKED SHIT.

Gonta Gokuhara SHOULD'VE LIVED

by An Autistic Boi May 20, 2020

I gotta piss like a wounded Jap

What someone says when they have to pee really bad. During World War II, thousands of badly wounded Japanese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the South Pacific. Their wounds prevented them from being able to unbutton and pull down their trousers by themselves. Therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.

Situation 1:

Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!

Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.

Situation 2:

Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!

by DJJazzyJeff9 April 16, 2013

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

A proclamation that holds some urgency, thereby allowing you to quickly get out of a situation. It also lets the individual that the proclamation is stated to know that you won't be back anytime soon.

Florence: Have you seen my pictures from our vacation? We took something like 500 pictures.
Ethel: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!!!
Florence: Well then I guess maybe next time.

by TigerW September 4, 2005