Goad

Is the unshaven hair that is growing underneath a man's (or woman's) chin/neck that is quite nappy and scruffy looking, or looks as though the person never should have tried to grow hair there. often referred to as a "nasty Goad"

hey Jim, did you happen to see charlies nasty Goad hes got goin on.

that bum sure had a nasty Goad!

by thejohnanator October 21, 2010

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see choad. also see james johnson.

what a goad.

by the foshizzler June 17, 2003

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Goading

Goading or Goadmaxxing is the act of stretching out the urethra (usually via the use of both your pointer finger and thumb) for the purposes of girthening the goader's penis

since I was so focused on goading, a small animal crept inside of my pee hole and got stuck :(

by gary shwartanym February 20, 2024

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Goad

Person who pushes your buttons to cause you to have an angry outburst which they then use to show people that you are crazy, have no control or any other negative trait that could be seen.
Usually a gasshole

This goad almost had me blow my shit at walmart

by Ben Tu Dova February 25, 2021

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chode goad

One who whines/bitches/complains a lot.
Always hungry. Never satisfied. May or may not live with grandma. Will ask you for a bite of your food. At least one person in your group of friends is a certified chode goad. Can be male or female.

"Can I have a bite of your sandwich"
"Fuck you Cory, don't be a chode goad"

"Do you have a few dollars for gas"

"... I don't know man, I'm kinda hungry"

See bum bumpkin fuckboy hoe

by dank_hill October 10, 2016

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