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Goad

Is the unshaven hair that is growing underneath a man's (or woman's) chin/neck that is quite nappy and scruffy looking, or looks as though the person never should have tried to grow hair there. often referred to as a "nasty Goad"
hey Jim, did you happen to see charlies nasty Goad hes got goin on.

that bum sure had a nasty Goad!
by thejohnanator October 21, 2010
mugGet the Goadmug.

goad

what a goad.
by the foshizzler June 17, 2003
mugGet the goadmug.

chode goad

One who whines/bitches/complains a lot.
Always hungry. Never satisfied. May or may not live with grandma. Will ask you for a bite of your food. At least one person in your group of friends is a certified chode goad. Can be male or female.
"Can I have a bite of your sandwich"
"Fuck you Cory, don't be a chode goad"

"Do you have a few dollars for gas"

"... I don't know man, I'm kinda hungry"

See bum bumpkin fuckboy hoe
by dank_hill October 10, 2016
mugGet the chode goadmug.

Goading

Goading or Goadmaxxing is the act of stretching out the urethra (usually via the use of both your pointer finger and thumb) for the purposes of girthening the goader's penis
since I was so focused on goading, a small animal crept inside of my pee hole and got stuck :(
by gary shwartanym February 20, 2024
mugGet the Goadingmug.

goade maoling

"goade maoling to you!"
by Friez_ November 14, 2022
mugGet the goade maolingmug.

goad

Something to describe a feeling between good and bad, goad! so a medium feeling, i guess.
"How are you today?"

"Im feeling goad today."
by pxyton.eb January 12, 2021
mugGet the goadmug.

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