A person who, instead of helping when someone asks them for genuine help, sends passive-aggressive links to Google, YouTube, or other sites, especially Let Me Google That For You (lmgtfy). In particular, a Goochebag overuses the techniques of teaching people when they should just learn how to use the internet, and applies them to situations where a person is legitimately asking for their help, not merely asking the answer to a trivial question. This form of antisocial response to requests for real-world aid is endemic to internet culture, especially among digital natives.
I asked my electrician buddy Aiden to help me rewire my dryer, but he’s such a Goochebag he sent me a link to YouTube video instead, like I’d asked him how to make scrambled eggs.
by stsully November 24, 2019
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Get the goochen mug.a term used by many koreans meaning dick or penis. It sounds extremely similar to the korean way for saying dick or penis. Can also be used as a term for a sport team's coach.
"Leo completely flinched from saving that goal. He has no goach."
"My goach is 10 times bigger than yours."
"I miss goach Mike. He helped to be where I am today."
"My goach is 10 times bigger than yours."
"I miss goach Mike. He helped to be where I am today."
by goachmike April 16, 2013
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Get the Gouchebag mug.The act or description of a person, place or thing that has been broken, tainted, or has been destroyed. Named for the famous character in "Diff'rent Strokes" (Episode 44, Return of the Gooch) that wanted to beat up Willis.
That thing is all gooched. You better throw it away.
My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.
After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.
Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.
He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.
My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.
After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.
Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.
He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.
by merlineternal January 20, 2008
Get the gooched mug.A gay coach. Usually a gay guy that you go to for well gay advice. You can ask things such as how to find the perfect guy, nearest gay bars, finding local guys to be JUST friends, etc.
by RonGuy May 15, 2013
Get the Goach mug.a handbag knock-off of coach. a very obvious fake with large G print all over the bag instead of the signature C's. the name "Goach" originates from the combination of "Coach" and "Gucci." People who have these purses make fools out of themselves.
what the hell is that. oh its a goach. what an idoit
by bananaphone June 24, 2007
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