i'm going to bed

You're going to lie in the bed on your phone until you fall sleep

Girl: I said "goodnight I'm going to bed" like an hour ago but I'm still just here laying in bed on instagram

by itsjustcarmen July 6, 2014

go to bed early

Reders to gay sex. Used to hide gay desire and to disguise it as an innocent phrase.

Hey. You guys want to go to bed early?

by Rower December 25, 2007

go home, go bed

To be so done with something, that it brings you to the point of going home, and going to bed.

First used by I AM WILDCAT in "HAPPY BURGER! (Citizen Burger Disorder / Burger Simulator Funny Moments)" by VanossGaming.

I knew you were cheating! Screw this! I'm gonna go home, go bed!

by Brutemold31 January 1, 2017

hit the sack... and then go to bed

A declaration used in parting from company when one is about to retire for the evening to sleep, but not before masturbating.

In delivery, there should be a slight pause between "sack" and "and" to emphasize that what was implied by the first statement was not what was actually intended.

Me: Well, guys... I oughta be getting along. Time to hit the sack... and then... go to bed.

My Company: (moment of dawning... laughs and jeers)

by J Monty Rivers December 26, 2003

Hit the sack and go to bed

To masturbate before going to sleep

Hey man, it's been fun tonight, but I'm going to hit the sack and go to bed

by Omega Potato February 18, 2019

I need to go to bed

An excuse people use on the internet when someone calls them out on their stupidity. The implication being they screwed up because they're tired.

"I'm drunk" is a related excuse.

Guy 1: Obama bailed out the banks because he's a socialist.
Guy 2: Actually, that was George Bush.
Guy 1: Oh yeah... I need to go to bed.

by honkofthehank November 29, 2012

Right I'm going to bed

Right I'm going to bed is used when trying to tell a girl you like her and you've had enough of pouring your heart out.

Right I'm going to bed. Nothing will change. I just really like you

by Bradley Frisby October 30, 2018