gnarfspeekle

The reproductive organs of smurfs

damn thats a big gnarfspeekle

by bxbrad May 24, 2007

Gnawing at the rope

When you are tied up with some obligation that you don't want to be at and trying to leave. Often said when there is something else going on that you'd rather be doing at that time and want to get to as soon as possible.

Friend: "Hey, are you gonna meet up with us?"
You: "Yeah, I'm at this family dinner right now but gnawing at the rope. Be there as soon as I can."

by Dsho86 January 27, 2013

gnarfield

A rough and tuff cat that has been brought up in the streets that can and will kick your cats ass.

"Damn! That Gnarfield was gunning for Mr.Fluffers!!! Mr. Fluffers wouldn't have stood a chance.

by Your Landlord's Landlord January 27, 2015

gawf

n00bish for "goth" usually speaking in terms of satire or sarcasm. >.> also a person who doenst know how to spell correctly or wants to be utterly annoying. usually used on neopets on the EMS boards.

"OMGz11 Ur A gawf111 Ur soo Gawfic11"

by Zrcalo of EMS June 21, 2005

mall gawffs

Wanna-be losers at malls who wear Good Charlotte t-shirts but claim to be "goth."
Usually found:
1)in most hot topic stores attempting to be cool
2)getting their asses kicked

Dave: "Hey dude, check out those mall gawffs."
Bill: "I say we kick their asses!"

by ted zeppelin March 27, 2005

gnarfle the garthak

To have sex with an exceedingly unattractive, usually fat person, especially whilst inebriated.
Derived from the movie Coneheads wherein Beldar must fight a hideous, greasy tusk-beast.

Damn she was fugly, but my man was mackin her friend so I had to gnarfle the garthak.

by Santi August 4, 2005

Gnaw

A method to in which one shows affection or hunger by 'eating' another person, animals or various inanimate objects. It's often a compliment....or a very hungry person looking for a quick snack. Probably out of you.

It's often a symbol of friendship or lurve. Unless the person has pointy teeth..then it's quite painful.

People have been known to respond to gnaws with : chew, nibble, counter-gnaw, various yells, and death glares.

It's also a wonderful way to greet a person, as shown below. (screennames have been changed so there :p ) taken from real conversations.

Auto: *gnaaaaw*
Moony: *Cheeew*

Moony: *Gnaw*
Hell: -Huggles-
Moony: ^-^ I feel lurved
Hell: ^^ you are

B-chan: *Gnaw*
N-chan: Ah!! No teeth!
B-chan: *Blink, blink* ...Rawr?
N-chan: ... *smacks you with pillow*
B-chan: ...;.;
N-chan: ^_^

by Aime F-Z October 29, 2004