Gurking

an alternative to the word "jerking"

He is gurking himself off

by The tickler 9000 March 13, 2023

Gurking

Word created by king Theo as replacement for glazing or meat riding

Damn Elo, stop gurking my shit

by Bzdvo January 1, 2024

Gurking

Term installed by king Theo remplacing glazing or meat riding for the new year

Damn Elo, stop gurking my shit

by Bzdvo January 1, 2024

Glurbing

To stand on a cliff and hold someone by their ballsack using your teeth.

I was Glurbing with Jeremy last week so my balls are quite sore.

by goobertigglington March 12, 2024

Glurping

One man one jar, however there is a preserved male penis in the jar.

Man, "Did you see how Stephen died? He died from Glurping!"

by daaluu April 10, 2024

glunking

the act of slurping pre-workout out of your gymbro’s asscrack and getting a whiff of his natural smelling salts

Brad: “I wanna take my pre bro”
Chris: “I’ll get ready for the glunking”

by gymbro-ology June 13, 2024

Glirking

Glirking is the act of an alien using his antenna to communicate with one another as one of his 6 senses

The alien is glirking at another Alien to communicate with his friend to show how sigma he is

by Llooma June 19, 2024