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Glunt

An extremely good looking guy, who happens to be an enormous cunt. Glunts are usually people who know how attractive they are, therefore feel they are entitled to act like douchebags.

A good looking cunt, Glunt.
"That guy looks hot!"

"I wouldn't waste your time, he's a massive glunt.
by Ol1BoT August 8, 2011
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glunted

glunting someone, or getting "glunted"

1. the act of making plans with a friend and not keeping them.
2. telling someone you will pick them up at a certain time and then being an hour or so late
Hey did Terry hang out with matt last night? No matt totally Glunted him.
by CrispyCrabs22 May 25, 2011
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Gluetard

A person who sniffs super glue out of a paper bag, to get high, usually ending in death and severe brain damage, or worse.
WTF Bro, When in the hell did you become a Gluetard bro! Don't you know how dangerous that shit is? You are a complete moron!

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His obituary was nice shame he was such a dumb gluetard, i feel bad for his family. yeah i heard his mom found him dead in his bedroom with the paper bag still in his hands.
by allley October 2, 2012
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guentzel

A kind of particularly intense geek idiot, given to arguing the inane details of popular mythology loudly in public places.
"Don't be such a fucking guentzel, it doesn't matter if Kirk could beat Picard, neither one really exists!"
by Brandon Reinhart July 9, 2003
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Gluetonium

noun - butane hash oil (BHO), or dab. A concentrated THC solution more potent than regular marijuana. Gluetonium, or Glue, is a name for reserved for the dankest daberoni.
Uncle Moke - "Brother John! Where's my gluetonium?
Jack - "I smoked that fatty glob, I'm high as shit.
by Tuff Bastard February 28, 2019
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gluestick man

has super porwers of glue.All he knows about in dt is a gluestick this boyis secretly named(hopkins)
by frecles June 19, 2019
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Gluestickaphobia

The sudden or irrational fear, that somewhere, somehow, a glue stick will fly out of no where and hit you in the face.
Hey did you hear that Derrick has gluestickaphobia?
by TheFilthyPickle April 28, 2020
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