Glude

This word can be used by any or no race as it is to offend any and every race possible, basically like the N word but for everyone and is WORSE! When used, it will not describe the person saying it's race, but the person it is targeted to's race.

Example: You Fucking Glude!

by Todd143020 May 24, 2022

gladobondo

A voice command error your cellular device makes.

"My phone told me i had a gladobondo then told me 'im sorry, please try again later'"

by Monroes Concealer January 31, 2008

glucose father

Another way of saying sugar daddy

Person: Did you hear? (Hoesname) has 3 glucose fathers!
Someone: ... "glucose fathers"..?
Person: Yeah! Or as you guys call it, "sugar daddy" or whatever.

by whomst'd've'ly'yaint July 8, 2018

Glucose Guardian

Alternative, genderless term for Sugar Daddy/Mommy - a person who gives financial support in exchange for company or sexual favors

I wish I had a Glucose Guardian so I could buy all the things I want..

by asdf-moderator December 2, 2017

glucose

the produce of photosynthesis
Co2 + H2O + light = lavert +patterson(glucose)

over use of glucose results in lavertitis

by trey anderson December 1, 2007

gluon

subatomic particle responsible for the transmission of the strong nuclear force.

subatomic particle allegedly reposonsible for tenaciously holding fecal matter to the sides of the toilet bowl, no matter how many times you flush it. These masses are sometimes referred to as sticktites or anal stalagmites

Somebody left a gluon in the men's room.

by Chuck Woolery June 17, 2004

glucometer

Device used by diabetics that uses test strips to check blood sugar levels.

He was so frustated because the glucometer gave him an error message.

by SJ Haynes September 3, 2006