glopper

One who glops; A masturbator.

Paul Browning was thought to be the biggest glopper in Mid-Wales until his crown was taken by the arch glopper, Peter Evans.

by tom101 August 4, 2003

groppage

the act of groping, only a cooler way of saying it. booty boobs

"We got some groppage going on here."

by Julianna August 2, 2005

GLOPPIN BOOPIN

-l FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME SALLY👍

Omg com
A GLOPPIN BOOPIN

by Big toe 115 December 2, 2018

Gloppy Jalopy

Noun, Adj. - some rank ass puss

alt. uses- gloppy

1. Carl went to hit it last night but she had that gloppy jalopy, so he dipped.
2. Carl: Damn it smells like fish in here.
Steve: No that's just Samantha's gloppy.
3. Does she have some fresh poontang or that gloppy jalopy?

by poontangdestroyer4 November 29, 2021

Zeeban Gloopan

Zeeban Gloopan is a human made organisum that was made in ww2 by Nazi scientists. It was injectected into a number of Nazi soldiers to enhance muscle growth, rapid healing of wounds and recovery of illness, it also trippled the size of there schlong. It became part of there dna and passed on to there childern so there are a number of people even today carrying Zeeban Gloopan, it has since been extracted and sold on the streets, there is a high rish that within 100yrs 90% of the world population will be Zeeban Gloopansteiners.

Yo you seelin dat Zeeban Gloopan ?
Yea man i be slangin dat shit

ZEEEBBAANNN GLOOOPPAANNN !!!!!!

by Heinrick Schutz July 28, 2014

Anal gloppy

The act of picking someone up and sitting in their ass

I would love to go anal gloppy that bitch

by Red1981 March 20, 2021

Glopping

Glopping is slang for menstruation, aka having your period or being on the rag. Women often prefer this to more vulgar terminology because it can be used in public or as an inside joke.

"She is really cranky because she is glopping this week."

derivative usages:
"have a hemogloppin day".
"its Gloptoberfest in my house this week".
"next week is Gloptober".
heavy flow days may be described as "gloptastic"

by Vapor162 September 6, 2013