globed

A practical joke of sorts, that involves the inconspicuous planting of cheap and tacky snowglobes around the victim's room (condom/sock drawer, under the pillow, nestled in sex toy chest).

The ultimate goal for the victim (or their significant other/hook up) to discover the distasteful object at inopportune moments.
(additional points if it results in a total cock block).

"Bro, you totally globed me the other night when I was gettin' busy with this chick. You owe me an orgasm."

"You been GLOBED, motherfucka!"

by stabzilla December 25, 2012

Globe

A symbol of wealth and/or a position of high power; item of pride; purchased when living the highlife

"I hope to own a Globe when I become successful" or "They must be doing really well off because I noticed a Globe in their living room."

by BigPine August 9, 2009

globing

To go out partying for the sole purpose of picking up chicks, e.g. "getting globes" (titties, see globes).

I went out globing every Friday night for seven months and still didn't get any.

by Fegelein March 31, 2007

Gelatine Globes

Wobbly Jelly Tits

She has gelatine globes that one, I bet her cup runneth over

by Working Class Hero January 1, 2021

Globed Up

It means to grow up, or to mature. This term was first created in 2018 by UAG GEO, also now known as GE🌎 or The Goolest.

“I Globed Up, I remember when I was a jit.

by Gen Gx October 11, 2022

Dough Globes

A huge pair of natural tits.

Goddamn! Did you see the size of those dough globes?!

by shudjonk June 5, 2018

Big Globe

The worldwide cabal of globe (and sometimes atlas and gazetteer) manufacturers that foments discord around the world in order to promote revolution and the creation of new national boundaries in order to promote sales of their products.

John: Did you hear about that revolution that started in southwest Namibia? You can guarantee that Big Globe is behind it. Of course, that's nothing like their crowning achievement, the dissolution of the Soviet Union.

Richard: Bastards.

by weyus July 27, 2016