ah giz

A reactionary phrase for when something happens that is devestating, surprising, or accidental. This expression displays how someone can be peaking.

"Ah giz."

"What's up buddy?"
"I'm peaking mate, lost the footy."

A girl farts during sex;

"Ah giz! That's raw!"

by ueeh April 13, 2010

Giz cooch

Becomes Dj now and again, poo stains on her bed, makes odd sounds when talking to animals, has one sip of Smirnoff ice and is passed out, biggest light weight you’ll ever meet, beautiful gal but very stinky, very talented at makeup she’s like the master, this shart bag always has your back. When giz is around hide ur juicy bottoms they might get eaten by a wild bean. Finally she really enjoys being overly dramatic and make her self seem hard.

Woah she’s snorting coke! Must be a giz cooch

by Daddy finger June 20, 2021

giz bagel

a bagel in which the condiments have been replace with man juice contrast to the usual butter or cream cheese

The customer was acting rather snobbish so the cook gave him a nice warm giz bagel

by captchris1212 January 14, 2008

Giz-receptacle

A term used for a female (or male in gay terms) who orifices have become a pitri-dish of cultures and bacteria from copious amounts of semen being injected into the receptacle from a number of different donors. This is obviously something an individual would want to avoid prolonged exposure with for self-preservation, disease prevention and consistency of offspring. Most definitely this is not something to spend money on such as buying drinks or buying dinner for the right to donate semen. If a donation must be made, running to cleanse oneself after using showers, soap and mouthwash is always a must.

Synonyms: giz bucket, giz bag

Origin: giz from the Urban dictionary and recepticle from the late Middle English: from Latin receptaculum, from receptare 'receive back', frequentative of recipere

That sorority girl was a real giz-receptacle; she swallowed the loads of three of my friends at a party last Friday.

by Linguistic Pioneer June 12, 2013

Giz wozza

A slang term for a jackass, derived from the australian need to come up with weird new words

"Crikey mate that bloke is a real giz wozza"

"Stop bein a giz wozza Bruce and come over here and pick up this dead kangaroo"

by Excelsior Extreme January 19, 2010

Giz Toaster

A surrogate mother.

Jane can't get pregnant so she hired a giz toaster to have her baby.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 8, 2016

giz pistol

a derogitory term used to describe someone who is displaying acts of douchery. ; another name for a penis.

Dirk - "Did you see steve acting like he was king shit at pool last night?"

Thad - "Yeah, he scratched on the 8 ball and made a real giz pistol of himself."

by Sammy the heckler April 21, 2007