Couldn't give a muskrat's left nut

Another way of saying that you couldn't care a less. Similar to the expression i couldn't give a rat's ass, but you're targeting the muskrat's nuts which are its manhood and used in the production of musky perfume.

Nic: "I slept with a fifteen year old girl on the weekend and she had a tight virgin pussy!"

Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."

by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016

i couldn't give a rat's ass

An expression meaning I couldn't care a less or give a shit about something.

Worker: "I was late to work because my car broke down goddamit!"

Boss: "I couldn't give a rat's ass if you got anally raped this morning! You're fired!"

by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016

give a rat's ass

verb (to): to literally give a fuck about something

mother: Adrian, you Snorlax I want you to save your sinking Titanic. The only way you can do this right now, is guess what, to give a rat's ass about your future.

Adrian (snoring): ,,,zzz...zzz...oh hello mom, what time is it?

by Uncle Dimma August 19, 2012

Give me 2’s

Smoking half a cigarette then giving the other half to a friend

Friend- here give me 2’s of that
Me- okay

by Trueeee_that February 19, 2019

National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023

i don't give a tiny rat's ass

Don't give a shit

My life is fucked up but still I don't give a tiny rat's ass.

by FattuAshiq August 19, 2016

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.

Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion

When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”

by drunkgirl1997 December 13, 2021